Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Innocent beans?

Spence: what the fuck Frank

Forehead: SPENCER :D

My whore george: YOU'RE NOT DEAD

gremlin: ignore that, I was high

Spence: still

tiny emo: HE LIVES

Jacket slut: SPENCER LIVESSSSS

My whore george: Dude, where have you been?

Spence: at work? working?

Spence: you literally see me everyday

Forehead: in the chat, you haven't talked here in forever

Spence: I am a busy adult

My whore george: mhm, sure you are

Spence: I can't help that Jon demands my attention when I get home

gremlin: who tf is Jon?

Forehead: his boyfriend

gremlin: wAIT YOU'RE GAY?

Spence: yeah?

gremlin: hbghjhghjkghkj

tiny emo: WE MUST MEET THE BF

Jacket slut: YES

Spence: NO

Spence: I AM NOT ADDING MY BF

Forehead: but spencerrrrrr

Spence: no

Billie hoe: wait, is his last name Walker?

Spence: yes, why do you know this

Billie hoe: because I'm his weed dealer

Spence: WHAT

Forehead: HBGHJHGHJK

My whore george: OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA

Spence: YOU'RE HIS WEED DEALER?

Billie hoe: yep

Ty: I think you broke him

Ty: one image attached

Billie hoe: oops

gremlin: he looks like he's questioning life

Jishwa: he probably is

Spence: AAAAAAAAAAAA

tiny emo: I still want to meet the bf

Spence: nope, not happening

Forehead: you know...I have Jons number

Spencer: don't you dare

My whore george: Bren, no, be nice

Forehead: but Ryannnnn

My whore george: be nice and you might get a surprise later

Forehead: fine

Raymondo: wow, he actually listened to someone

gremlin: that's because Ryan's surprise is a

Jacket slut: don't you finish that sentence there are innocent beans in the chat

Ty: we're not innocent

Jishwa: yeah, we really aren't

Jacket slut: shhhhh, innocent beans

Tree man: I don't think anyone in this chat is truely innocent

tiny emo: true...Joe is probably the most innocent though

Fro man: or so you think

tiny emo: JOE

Tree man: see no one is innocent here

Jacket slut: shhhh, let us believe

Forehead: I want to believeeee

mom: sometimes I wonder why I'm still friends with you

Raymondo: same

Vegan boy: someone's gotta make sure we all stay alive

tiny emo: yeah

mom: I thought that was Mikey's job, at least for you Pete

Mikeyway: one can not simply handle Pete's energy alone

mom: yeah, that's true

A/N: sorry I haven't updated this in so long, school's been really stressful ^^; also did you get that song reference ;)