Eyeliner boy: so I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute
Unicorn: pETE, BABE, NO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
Eyeliner boy: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND
Red bitch: PETE YOU ARE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
My whore george: your oven won't even go that high
Eyeliner boy: I WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES
mom: are you high?
Eyeliner boy: no, I'm just curious
Frnak: I think the sun is a little hotter than 4,000 degrees
Eyeliner boy: I'll feed them to the aliens
mom: w h a t
Eyeliner boy: If I can't have them the aliens will
Red bitch: Mikey, is he high
Unicorn: no
Red bitch: are you sure?
Unicorn: yes, I've been with him the whole time
Unicorn: PETE YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN
Eyeliner boy: WATCH ME
mom: WHY AREN'T YOUR PARENTS DOING ANYTHING
Eyeliner boy: THEY AREN'T HOME
Unicorn boy: HJKJHGFGHJJH PETE NO
Vegan boy: this is why two teenagers shouldn't be left unsupervised
Raymondo: YOU DUMBASSES BETTER NOT DIE
Eyeliner boy: WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE
Sir joseph: Did you both survive the cookie baking?
Eyeliner boy: yes
Unicorn: I kicked him out of the kitchen
Eyeliner boy: he actually kicked me
Sir joseph: good job
mom: yes, good job Mikey
Forehead: he's short enough you could've punted him
Eyeliner boy: DO NOT PUNT ME
Forehead: PUNT THE MIDGET
Eyeliner boy: EXCUSE ME
My whore george: ignore him, he's high
Forehead: higher than him
Forehead: shortie
mom: I hope you're not alone Bren
My whore george: he's not, I'm with him
Daloon: good cause know him he'd probably end up hurting himself
Frnak: I'm still concerned about Pete and him trying to make cookies with the power of the sun
Unicorn: I was able to stop him from doing that but not from trying to throw them to the aliens
mom: oh lord
Eyeliner boy: I hit a squirrel
Unicorn: and it dropped an acorn on you
Red bitch: better than hitting a bird
My whore george: yeah, hit a bird and you're doomed
Forehead: those fuckers will hunt you down if you hit them
mom: I don't want to know why you know that
Raymondo: ^^^
Daloon: I bet one or both of them were high
My whore george: honestly we might've been
Dj spooky jim: I don't know if I should be more worried about Pete or you two
Sir joseph: I'd say all three
Eyeliner boy: I'd say Bren since he's actually high
Forehead: Aer you sure youre not high to?
Eyeliner boy: yes
mom: Ryan please take care of your boyfriend
My whore george: on it
Raymondo: it's a miracle you're all still alive
Unicorn: it's a miracle Pete didn't set anything on fire
Fro man: both those statements are true
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Brendon why?- an emo group chat au
FanfictionJust another emo group chat au with all your favorite boys. Includes the ships Ryden, Frerard, Petekey, Joshler and maybe a few more. This will most likely be a chaotic mess.
