Billie hoe: yo, where's Spencer?
tiny emo: I don't know but the sub didn't even do role call so I'm leaving
Mikeyway: better not be to smoke weed again
tiny emo: nope, I'm gonna come bug you
gremlin: do it
Mikeyway: noooo
Jacket slut: yes, do it
tiny emo: I'm gonna do it
Mikeyway: nooooooooooooo
Tree man: pete, what the hell
Jishwa: he really went zoom zoom
Tree man: yeah, right into a wall
tiny emo: sHuT uP
Ty: I recorded it
Forehead: SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT
Ty: one video attached
Forehead: HBFHFHGJDJDKD
Jacket slut: You really just ran into that wall
tiny emo: I didn't mean to
mom: I would hope not
Vegan boy: at least he didn't dent the wall this time
Raymondo: this time, this has happened before?!
Vegan boy: we were hanging out at my house one day and this dumbass decides to sprint down the stairs and ends up running into the wall
Raymondo: wow
mom: isn't the dent still there?
Vegan boy: yeah, my parents never felt like fixing it
Jacket slut: good job Pete
tiny emo: fuck you
Jacket slut: no thanks
My whore george: what the hell Brendon
Forehead: what?
My whore george: why the fuck did you throw a can of cheese whiz at me
Forehead: because
tiny emo: RYAN WHY
My whore george: WHY NOT?
Ty: what did he do?
Jacket slut: he just started eating the cheese whiz
gremlin: eW
My whore george: stfu cheese whiz is great
Billie hoe: it's gross
Raymondo: it depends, by itself yes. With crackers or something it's okay
Billie hoe: he's eating by itself
My whore george: bitch you thought
tiny emo: WTF WHY DO YOU HAVE A FULL SLEEVE OF CRACKERS IN YOUR BACKPACK
My whore george: BECAUSE I DO
worm fucker: GOOD FOR YOU NOW FUCKING PAY ATTENTION
My whore george: NAH I'M JUST GONNA EAT MY CHEESE WHIZ
mom: I am concerned
worm fucker: I am trying to teach so fucking pay attention you cheese whiz bitch
Forehead: HAHAHAHAHAHA
My whore george: eXCUSE ME
Forehead changed My whore george's name to Cheese whiz
Cheese whiz: BRENDONNNNN
Forehead: I COULDN'T HELP IT
Jacket slut: I CAN'T BREATHEE
tiny emo: NOT AGAIN
mom: you guys, I swear
worm fucker: PLEASE, I CAN'T
worm fucker: I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB
Billie hoe: this is absolute chaos and I love it
tiny emo: same
gremlin: do I need to come collect my bf
Cheese whiz: yes
Jacket slut: nO
Jacket slut: I'M GOOD
gremlin: are you sure?
Jacket slut: yEP
worm fucker: Istg, don't make me come over there
tiny emo: don't worry, I've got this
mom: time to worry
Billie hoe: "HEY, Y'ALL NEED TO PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION. JUST IGNORE JACKET SLUT AND CHEESE WHIZ BITCH-"
mom: P E T E R
tiny emo: it got everyone to shut up
Cheese whiz: oh fuck, the principle is here
YOU ARE READING
Brendon why?- an emo group chat au
FanfictionJust another emo group chat au with all your favorite boys. Includes the ships Ryden, Frerard, Petekey, Joshler and maybe a few more. This will most likely be a chaotic mess.
