Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Field Trip Groups

Vegan boy: do I even want to know what went down yesterday

Unicorn: no

Red bitch: chaos, chaos went down

Forehead: who's going on the field trip Friday?

Eyeliner boy: me

Unicorn: I am

Red bitch: ^^^

Raymondo: I am to make sure none of y'all die

My whore george: you know I am already

Frnak: me but why?

Forehead: we get to chose our groups so I'm trying to plan ahead

Billie hoe: I am but I'm already in a group with some other friends

Eyeliner boy: you have friends outside the chat??

Billie hoe: yeah, Tre and Mike

Red bitch: the teal haired crackhead?

Billie hoe: yep

My whore george: I want to get Mr. Leith as our chaperone

Eyeliner boy: same

Red bitch: OK

Red bitch: everyone needs to write down the same names so we have a better chance of getting in a group together

Vegan boy: I'm good with my group

mom: same

Daloon: there can be as many as 8 no less than 3

Frnak: okay cool

Forehead: so who's all already in a group

Vegan boy: me

Fro man: ^^^

mom: I am, with Joe, Andy and Ray

Billie hoe: you already know I am

Daloon: me

Eyeliner boy: oh my god, Dallon also has friends outside the chat??

Daloon: yep, I'm going with Ryan S, Awsten, Otto and Geoff

Forehead: so I have written down, Ryan, Gee, Frank, Pete and Mikey

Raymondo: I feel bad for the chaperone stuck with you 6

Unicorn: nope

Unicorn: not happening

Eyeliner boy: but babeeeee

Unicorn: noooooo

Red bitch: if the rest of us write down the same names you'll be stuck with us anyway

Unicorn: DO NOT

Frnak: oop, too late

My whore george: yep, you're gonna get stuck with us

Unicorn: B I T C H

mom: Josh, Tyler you two got a group?

Dj spooky jim: yep

Sir joseph: we're going with Billie, Tre and Mike

mom: okay, good

Raymondo: again, I feel bad for the chaperone

Forehead: THE GROUPS ARE RELEASED TOMORROW

Eyeliner boy: ughhhhhhhhh

mom: be patient Pete

Eyeliner boy: but I don't want to beeee patient

Frnak: IS THAT A NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS REFERENCE?

Eyeliner boy: YES

Red bitch: nerds

Unicorn: don't act like you weren't singing along to all the songs last night

Sir joseph: it's the beginning of march and you're watching a halloween/christmas movie?

Frnak: yes

Forehead: it is a good movie

Red bitch: don't judge Tyler

Sir joseph: never said I was

Eyeliner boy: ok but like, I'm still amazed that Dall and Billie have friends outside the group

Daloon: it's called being social

Billie hoe: I was friends with Tre and Mike before I was friends with you lot

My whore george: I swear to god Bren if you sing What's this one more time

Forehead: what's this? what's this? Ryan's being a whiny bitch

My whore george: Brendon

Forehead: what's this? I don't really give a shit

My whore george: B r e n d o n

Forehead: what's this? Ijhgfdsasdfghjkjh

Frnak: you good there Bren?

Red bitch: I think Ryan killed him

Raymondo: Ryan we've been over this before

Raymondo: no killing your boyfriend

My whore george: I didn't kill him jfc

mom: I'd sure hope you didn't

Eyeliner boy: rip Bren

Forehead: I'm not dead, just in pain

My whore george: I kicked him in the dick

mom: r y a n

Frnak: oof