Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Tyler freaks everyone out aka I make a lot of TOP references

A/N: cause it's chapter 21

Vegan boy: they're still in the bathroom?

mom: oh my god

My whore george: woops

Brendnob: Mr. Anderson just threw like 20 worms at me and said next time he'll give me detention

My whore george: we didn't put them in his room?

Firetruck: me and Frank did

Wentzville: good job

Frnak: I stuck some behind the blinds

Raymondo: I just went in his room and he was mumbling about how he hates the gay children

Brendnob: THE GAY CHILDREN

Wentzville: well we hate him

Tyjo: I walked past his room as he was pulling up the blinds and he screamed

Fro man: so that's who screamed

Raymondo: jesus Frank, how many did you put there?

Frnak: idk, 30?

mom: it's miracle you're all still in school

Brendnob: I was thinking of dropping out

Firetruck: same but my mom would kill me

Frnak: I was lowkey hoping to get expelled

Jish: sometimes I worry about you guys

Unicorn: I'm with Josh

Firetruck: at least I didn't stick a fork in the toaster

Wentzville: MIKEY WHY?

Unicorn: THAT WAS YEARS AGO

Firetruck: YOU WERE 14

Unicorn: SHUT UP, I JUST WANTED MY TOAST

Jish: now I'm very worried

Vegan boy: so am I

Wentzville: OMFG

My whore george: MR. LEITH-

mom: oh god, what is it this time?

Firetruck: it's a curtain of worms

Brendnob: it's a w h a t?

Wentzville: Mr. Leith made a curtain of worms that you have to walk through to enter the classroom

mom: oh lordy jesus

Raymondo: I saw that earlier

Brendnob: picture

Brendnob: now

Firetruck: one image attached

Brendnob: amazing

Tyjo: that's beautiful

My whore george: Gerard is dying again

Frnak: oh no

Unicorn: quit dying dumbass

Firetruck: excuse me I am not a dumbass

Frnak: are you sure about that babe?