Brendon why?- an emo group chat au

Brendon's still a dumbass

Daloon: Ryan, come collect your boyfriend

My whore george: oh god, what did he do now?

Daloon: we were helping one of the art teachers reorganize their cabinet and he got stuck in it

My whore george: WHAT?

Daloon: he's stuck in the cabinet

My whore george: BRENDON

Forehead: I DIDN'T THINK I'D GET STUCK

mom: oh lord

Firetruck: is it the green one?

Daloon: yes?

Firetruck: c'mon ryan I know how to get forehead out

Wentzville: good luck

mom: aren't you in class?

Firetruck: we were, Mr. Leith doesn't care

My whore george: "Excuse me, Mr. Leith I need to go save my dumbass boyfriend."

Wentzville: "Take the pass, good luck and tell him I said hi!"

My whore george: "Will do, I'm also taking Gee."

Wentzville: "Ok, see you later."

mom: you've got to be kidding me

Dj spooky jim: I'd like to know how Bren got stuck in the cabinet

Forehead: I told Dallon I bet I could fit in the cabinet, he said I couldn't so I had to prove him wrong

Daloon: I didn't say you couldn't, I said you shouldn't

Firetruck: hello, time to get you out

Bandito: something tells me you've done this before

Firetruck: yes, I've been stuck, Frank was stuck once, this one dude Awsten was stuck

Wentzville: wait, highlighter boy?

Firetruck: yep

My whore george: why do people have the need to get in that cabinet?

Frnak: idk, I did it cause I was bored

mom: ok, so none of you are allowed to be left unsupervised

Raymondo: ^^^

Daloon: well isn't he just being nice

My whore george: Gerard moved Brendon so he was in a certain position before grabbing his arm and yanking him out

Dj spooky jim: ouch

Daloon: it worked though

My whore george: yeah but he's bleeding now

mom: WHAT

Forehead: I moved my other arm in a place Gee told me not to so I got cut

Frnak: yeah, that shit hurts

Firetruck: it's not deep, he's fine

Forehead: yeah, it's just bleeding a lot

Daloon: and the teacher's back

My whore george: "Again? Jfc, I can finish reorganizing this. Just take him to the nurse."

Daloon: I'm gonna stay and help anyway

Firetruck: off to the nurse we go then

Bandito: how do you plan to explain that?

Forehead: I'll just say I was being stupid and got cut

Wentzville: she probably won't even ask

Unicorn: yeah, she didn't ask why Pete had a staple in his hand that one time

Frnak: I still feel bad about that

Wentzville: it was my fault, I told you to do it

Frnak: but I could've said no and not have done it

Daloon: do i even want to know

Unicorn: no