How to get out of detention early

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GayWay: I got out of detention early

mom: what?

Frnk: we got out of detention early

mom: Frank, how did you get detention?

Frnk: well I didn't want Gee to be alone so I kicked a teacher in the dick

mom: FRANK

Breadbin: WOO GO FRANK

Moikey: that doesn't explain how you got out of detention early

Frnk: the teacher doesn't like it when you shove your hands down your bfs pants apparently

GayWay: or when you moan really loudly

Princess Fro Fro: yeah, I wouldn't like that either

Moikey: I regret asking

Wentzville: good job guys

GayWay: it was a great time

Frnk: Billie made it even better by asking who tops

GayWay: I said, "It depends, it's probably gonna be Frank rn."

Frnk: the teacher screamed at us to get out

Frnk: it wasn't that smooth of a sentence either

GayWay: well maybe it would've been if your hands weren't in my pants doing things

Moikey: SHUT UP, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT

Breadbin: I do, it's entertaining to hear about

Wentzville: Mikey just screamed and face planted onto the couch

Ryro: you broke your brother Gee

GayWay: woops

Fro man: gUYS

Vegan boy: we don't have to tell them

Fro man: yES WE DO

Breadbin: WHAT

Fro man: WE'RE DATING

Breadbin: congrats!

mom: awe, cute

Wentzville: it was about time

Vegan boy: shut up Pete

mom: I'm happy for you guys

Fro man: thanks Patrick

Wentzville: that leaves Patrick and Ray as the only single ones

Jish: me and Ty aren't dating anyone?

Breadbin: WHAT

Breadbin: I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOGETHER

Tyjo: nope

Wentzville: the FUCK?!

GayWay: but you're constantly together, like it's super rare to see you without each other

Tyjo: we're best frens

Jish: so of course we're going to be by each other a lot

Moikey: I think you broke Pete

GayWay: hjkjhgfgyhjkmn

Frnk: and Gerard apparently


Private Joshler chat

Jish: this is fun

Tyjo: it is, I think we broke them

Jish: when should we tell them that we actually are dating?

Tyjo: let's wait till christmas break

Jish: I'm having a christmas party, we could do it then

Tyjo: perfect


Back to the main chat

mom: is everyone ok?

GayWay: no mom, I'M NOT OKAY

Moikey: Pete's laying on the floor screaming

Ryro: Bren is...having a time

Frnk: so everyone's bf is broken

Vegan boy: yep

mom: take care of your bfs please

Ryro: yes mom

Frnk: yes mother

Wentzville: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Wentzville: I WAS SO SURE YOU WERE TOGETHER

Tyjo: as usual, you were incorrect

GayWay: qUESTION

GayWay: you guys aren't straight correct

Tyjo: correct

GayWay: thEN HOW THE FUCK

Moikey: Gerard, please, stop screeching

Wentzville: I agree with Mikey

Breadbin: everything is a lieeeeeee

Ryro: no Bren, you're just stupid

Breadbin: RuDE

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