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Rotten Flesh

Zombie Apocalypse AU

... Is ripping flesh a gore?
I think this chapter is gore and I just didn't know. So uhh...

Warning: blood, rotten flesh, gore, gun, some injury

It's not really heavy gore though.

I gotta be honest. Sometimes I don't find differences like George who sees apple and lasagna the same picture.

Platonic Techno and Wilbur

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Quackity and Philza doesn't know how the fuck they are still surviving this far but this strange pink haired zombie is the reason they are still alive. Quackity just named the zombie guy, Technoblade. It was a pretty random name in his head but it fits the zombie right.

That's not the shit here!

What's more puzzling is Quackity and Philza walking around the city full of fucking zombies and not one of them dare get close to them. "Hey Techno. I think we got some pig meat here." Quackity opens the freezer and gags at the smell. "Oh god. What the fuck?" He picks up a meat and looks at Techno.

The zombie grunts and faces away from the meat. "Come on, Techno. I know you're picky but there's not much meat here that is not pig."

"It's pretty impressive you both know the differences of meat." Phil said and opens a can of beef. "Eh this guy probably lived a life of beef and sheep meat. I worked my ass in a farm and a chop chop beat the meat factory, what do you expect?"

"Chop chop- what?"

They burst out laughing and Techno just quietly eats the can of beef loaf Phil gave to him. "Jeez. Even a zombie is picky with their food." Techno groans and let Quackity wipe off the mess on his mouth with a towel. "I'm still amazed how you're still not rotting like the other zombies out there. Like dude, do you see them? Their flesh are just slowly falling off of their body and it's just uggghh ew." Quackity shivers and cringe at the thought. "Nevermind."

"Alright. We got enough cans of food. It should be good for the both of us." Phil zips his bag and carries it on his back.

Quackity leads the way while Techno follows him and Phil is behind Techno. Quackity screams and immediately hides behind Techno when a zombie turned at the corner. "Jesus Christ! What the hell man?!"

Techno growls at the zombie and it limps away from them.

"I really wonder what they find in Techno."

"Now I'm not really a believer for fantasy but I think he has powers."

"Let's think about Wattpad fanfictions."

"Oh god. No. Please."

Quackity chuckles and walks beside Techno, gently holding on the sleeve. "Do you think we should change Techno's clothes?" He asks.

"If we're gonna change his clothes, would you volunteer to change his underwear too?"

"Nevermind! Nevermind!" Phil laughs at the image of Quackity just getting embarrassed at changing Techno's clothes.

"I mean. The clothes really look uncomfortable on him and it's getting worn out. Look at the color. The first time we met him, that color is like really bright yellow." Phil points at the turtle neck sweater. Quackity nods and spots a clothes shop. "Oh hey! Gucci!"

"Out of all stores, the nearest had to be Gucci!"

"Come on! It's gonna be fun!" Quackity grins.