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Gardenia (Dnb)

Dreamnoblade

This is rushed..

Monarchy Au

Fluff

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Dream taps his fingers on the table. The table has a clean and neat white sheet on it with a small pot of gardenia and a lit up mini lantern in the middle. Dream sighs and starts on twirling the wine glass lazily and careful not to spill on a perfect white sheet. He wouldn't want to spill on his clothes either.

Time is ticking and it is getting on Dream's nerves.

His shoulders tense when he hears the doors open, a couple of maids step towards the table and serve the dessert as requested. Dream raise his glass and a butler poured him wine. "Leave." Dream commanded them and they immediately leave after everything was settled.

"Soot, lock the doors on your way out."

"Yes, Your Highness." The butler bows down and clicks the doors to lock on his way out of the room. Dream looks down at his piece of cake and stares at it. He looks up to his guard, standing by the door and watching him. "I think you need to taste this for me." The monarch said, shoving the exquisite cake in the guard's direction.

The guard blinked. "Heh?"

"Would you rather your monarch to be poisoned?"

"Uh. No, Your Highness."

"Then come and have a taste."

Technoblade, the guard, takes a few steps thinking about his life and how he even got here. But he did make an oath to forever protect the monarch from harm.

Technoblade picks up the fork and hesitantly takes a mouthful. The guard blinks his eyes and melts with the heavenly taste in his mouth, the cake is perfect and have the right balanced of sweetness. A small smile forms on his lips.

Almost lost, he caught himself. "I- uh- I think the cake is fine, your highness." Dream gently pushes the glass of wine to him. "Have a sip of the wine too." Confused. Technoblade still does what he is told and takes a small sip of the wine. "Please, take a seat just to be safe."

Dream takes his mask off and puts it down on the table. Since no one has ever seen Dream's face and has a rule, Technoblade stares down on the empty plate on his side, fighting his own brain and not look at the monarch's face. "What are you doing?" Dream asks.

"Respecting your privacy, your highness."

Dream frowns at his answer and taps on the plate with his fork. "It's just the two of us here, I trust you will not talk about what I look like. You know the consequences. Raise your head." Technoblade sighs and raises his head.

Dream gives Techno a polite smile and points the cake with his fork. "Go on. Eat more." A light blush glows on Techno's cheek and looks back at the cake. He picks up his fork and takes another piece of the cake.

A fond smile forms on Dream's lips as he watches Techno eat the cake like it's the best meal he has ever tasted. Oh wait, it is. Dream picks up his fork and slices a piece for himself, breaking Techno's thoughts. Techno forgot the monarch is watching him.

"Don't stop eating." Techno slightly nods but taking small pieces this time. He didn't want to take it all even if it's the only luxury he has ever gotten, it's for the monarch. Dream frowns when he notices Techno has been taking small pieces and obviously faking the silent and slow chewing. He sighs and picks up a big slice. "Technoblade."

"Yes, your highness?"

"Open your mouth." Techno awkwardly opens his mouth wide and Dream shoves the piece of cake inside. Techno catches the broken pieces with his hands and puts them on a tissue. This goes on for a few minutes, Dream feeding Techno with the cake until it was finished and gave him the glass of wine.

Dream gets up and stands near Techno, he lifts his head up with a finger under his chin and wipes off the icing on the edge of his mouth. "Uh- your highness-"

"Shhh." Technoblade blushes of embarrassment and let Dream do what he wants to do. The Monarch caress the guard's cheek and hums. He smirks and leans down, his voice going seductively deep. "Would you like to join me in bed?"

And that.

That was time Technoblade fainted.