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Kiss me under Disco lights (Punz,Dre)

Punz wraps an arm around his tall awkward boyfriend's waist, pulling him to a corner and leans up to give him a kiss on the cheek. "Baby, how you feeling?"

"Really? Felt kinda awkward trying to look for you in a crowd of people." Techno gestures at the crowd of people in the party, he rolls his eyes and Punz chuckles.

It is a really great party, they had all been invited by their mutual friends. He had tried to find someone who would make his day less awkward but that hadn't worked so well. "You wanna head home and watch Netflix or something before we have to go?" Punz asks.

"Nah, let's just get home now, I'm getting kind of tired already." Techno sighs. Punz nods and holds his hand. Techno takes a breath and nods, they walk through the crowd of people with Punz on the lead.

"Wait, Punz!" A disco ball hit Techno's face , making him stumble slightly and lose his grip on Punz. "Oh shit! I'm so sorry, Techno!"

"Fuck, man."

They both hear a familiar wheeze near them, and they look around to locate the familiar blond man. "Dream?" Punz turns his head to where Techno is looking, and see Dream looking wasted head-to-toe. "Technoooo!" Dream giggles as he wobbles his way towards the couple.
"Dude what happened to you?" Punz pulls out one of Dream's hands to help steady him. "Are you okay?" Techno helps too.
"I was having fun, but then...you guys left me here alone..." Dream slurs as he leans against the wall. "And I got lonely."

"Dude you're wasted as fuck."

"Techno, carry him, let's go home."

"Why me???"

"He said it was your fault, I don't even know why he's drunk."

"Ugh fine." Techno grunts, and picks Dream up bridal style.

Punz follows along and holds Dream's other hand. "Hey, do you want us to take you home?" Dream nods, his head turning to face Techno's face. "What are you looking at?"

"Your lips." Dream giggles again, causing Techno to roll his eyes and smile. "Can you hold my hand?" Techno shakes his head a no. "I can't Dream, I'm carrying you in my arms."

"Oh shit, really?"

"Punz is holding your hand."

"Oh." The three gone silent, Punz looks around the place for an opening to leave this place. Punz spots a path that has a good gap where it shouldn't disturb the people in the party. "Hey, let's get moving now- what the?" Punz turned back around to find his boyfriend kissing Dream in his arms. Or more like Dream is kissing Techno, and Techno does not know how to react.

Dream kisses him again. "Thank you, Techno."

"Wha-"

"-for picking me up," Dream continues kissing him. "I don't think I could've handled myself without you, Techno."

"Uh, yeah sure, whatever dude." Punz says. Dream reaches for Punz and grabs him by his hoodie, he pulls Punz close to him and kisses him too. "Ew gross." Techno mutters. Dream kisses him again, and then stops and looks down at Punz.
"We should go home now." Dream states, and he kisses Dream once more. Dream looks up at Techno with puppy eyes. "Carry me please, Techno?"
Techno rolls his eyes. "I am carrying you."

"Yay!!" Dream passes out.

Punz and Techno look at each other, before they could discuss about this they decide to leave the house first and talk about it on the way to their apartment. "So... you don't mind having Dream into our relationship?"

"Do you?"

"No." Techno answers quickly. "Of course not. It makes Dream happy, and Dream being happy means that I am happy too."
Punz smiles. "Yeah, sounds like a plan." He looks over at Dream, still passed out on Techno's shoulder. "Yeah...he's probably just drunk and horny right now, if we were there when he got sober, he wouldn't be so clingy." The two burst into laughter, startling Dream awake. "What?!"
"Nothing babe, sleep tight." Techno pats Dreams forehead, earning an angry glare from Dream.
"What the hell Techno!" Dream yells. "You guys are making fun of me! You can tell Dream that I hate him, you know I will, you don't have to keep saying it like I'M NOT THERE."

"Okay Dream, I'll tell Dream that we love him, and that we miss him, okay?"

"Okay, good, I don't need him anyway." Dream mutters quietly. He leans forward and kisses Techno's cheek. Then he lays down against his chest, closing his eyes and passing out again.

The two lovers look at each other again and smile, nodding at the silent thought and head home.

****

Dream groans, shifting in his bed. It feels like he hasn't moved all night long, and it's too bright outside. He opens his eyes and rubs at his eyes, he looks down at his body and sighs. It feels like he slept in his clothes for hours; which he did last night.

His eyes close again and reaches for something infront of him, probably trying to look for his phone, but his hand touches warm skin. His eyes open again, and he looks at the person beside him, whose back is facing Dream. He blinks at the person, and slowly sits up. His brain comes online again, and he sees the guy he fell asleep with in the bed next to him. Who is currently shirtless and looking like he's just woken up. "Punz?"

"Lay down." Dream turns to his other side and blushes when he sees Techno laying there, eyes closed and his arm currently wrapped around his waist. "Wha-?" Techno let out a heavy sigh and pulls Dream back down to bed.

"I told you to lie down." Dream flusters further and covers himself up with a blanket. "Sorry.." There's a pause. "You know Dream, I didn't realize that we had gotten this far.. But... I don't regret anything. We're here now. And if we stay like this forever then I guess so be it."

"But you just woke up.."

"I know, I know. But it's worth it. To finally have you in my life."

Dream smiles to himself. He doesn't say anything else, because he's also too shy to say anything. Instead he just cuddles with Techno. "You guys are so cheesy." Punz groans as he turns around and wrap his arm around Dream. "I'm also here, ya know?" He adds with a grin.

"Good morning!" Dream giggles.

"Shut up."

"I'm glad we're doing this." Dream admits after a while.

"Me too Dream."

"Me four." Techno adds.

"Me nine..." Dream murmurs.

...

After a few minutes of silence, Dream realizes he slept in between Techno and Punz, the strongest lovers of the SMP. "Wait a minute- what happened last night?!" Dream exclaims, shocking Techno and Punz awake.

"Shhh, calm down."

"You were pretty drunk last night, you even kissed us both."

"I did what?" Dream squeaks.

"Yep." Techno and Punz start explaining with details of what happened last night, and it just comes to Dream's memories slowly. His face slowly turn red and he tries to hide his face with Techno's pretty long pink hair.

"Woah, Dream! Chill out, it wasn't that bad."

"It kinda was though!" He whines.

"You guys have some serious unresolved sexual tension, it's disgusting." Punz jokes.

"Shut up!" Dream yells.

"Now let's talk about the real question here." Techno says in a serious tone. Punz nods. "Dream. Do you wanna be oyr boyfriend?"

"What?" Dream chuckles. "I... the three of us, boyfriends? Sounds kinda OP." Dream smirks. "It would be pretty cool." Techno agrees.

"I'd love to be your boyfriend."

"Well then, I guess we're boyfriends then."

"Alright, now that's enough talking." Punz yawns, stretching his arms.

"Let's get up, I'm hungry."

"Your turn to get food." Techno smirks as he pulls Dream close to him. Punz glares at him and scoffs. "Fuck, fine. Okay." He gets up and pick up a shirt from the floor. "Or you could get back here on bed and cuddle?" Dream suggests.

Punz turns to look at Dream giving him puppy eyes, he looks at Techno who is cocking his head to bed to join them. Punz sighs and flops back down to bed, Dream immediately latching on him like a koala. "Let's stay here for a while."

"Yeah... we'd like that."