Technoblade oneshots

Tea

Sapnap was just peacefully walking on Earth, watching people and throwing stupid wars. Nothing new. It was boring. Sometimes he'd help because of his friend but everything just made it worse everyday.

He decided to ran away from the problem.

He looks at the small cabin he built in the snow and sigh. "This will work- oh what the fuck?!" He flinched when some kind of mini meteor crashed just a few meters away. Or some kind of body.

Yep. It was a body.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, angel?"

The pink haired angel gets up from the snow grounds and glares at the demon. He looks at his wings and, as expected, they were musuo black as the souls he used to kill. "Well it wasn't fucking pleasant. How about you demon?"

"I crawled out of fucking hell."

"Cool."

"Wanna have some tea?"

"Yeah."