Technoblade oneshots

To the Other Side! (1/4)

Another request from December.
Hopefully the last one-

So SBI angst
Hurt comfort anyone?
Adopted Ranboo?
Streamernoblade?

Wtf-

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Techno sets down a mug of coffee on the desk and sits down on his gaming chair. He sighs and looks at the computer screen, staring at the game menu of Minecraft. He logs in to the Dream SMP and hums, thinking what he should do. Probably go strip mining or find some netherite in the nether, or farm wither skulls. He doesn't know.

Maybe he should just go to the nether and farm wither skulls. He looks up at who is online and see that Ponk, Foolish, and Sam are online. Twitter would have a field day knowing these three are actually playing off screen right now. Better yet, the four of them.

Ponk: Techno!! o/

Sam: o/ o/

Foolish: Hey Techno!

Technoblade: Hallo o/

Techno smiles and looks at the items in his chest. He leaves some items for some space in his inventory before jumping out his cabin and running to the nether. He cracks his knuckles and stretches his arms in the air. "Alright, let's do this." And then he starts to look for wither skeletons.

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After some time, he thought he have enough and decided to go back to his cabin and put the items in his secret storage room before logging out the game. "God, imagine living in Minecraft." He mumbles to himself and flops down on his bed. He stares at the ceiling as he thinks about how much fun it must be. He's never been on the other side, he has so much to do. So many mobs to slay, and more importantly, kill. It will be a wonderful journey indeed, but he needs more practice. If not his skills won't reach their peak.

Living in Minecraft may look easy but you have to survive, hell hardcore mode is already a proof that it's not easy to live in minecraft, and it'll get worse once you actually start farming. Or doing things like crafting or crafting items. Hell, you have to build houses, buildings and such for shelter and for storage.

Techno closes his eyes and lets his thoughts wander to another world where they aren't fighting to survive every day of the year. His mind travels to one particular place which seems far away from here. One place which is filled with life unlike any other biome he had ever seen. A place where the only thing needed to survive was yourself, and no one else around you.

Just somewhere.

Birds. Techno hears birds. That's not... usual. A breeze, and leaves, are the trees singing? That's... weird. What the heck? He forces himself to get up and rubs his sleep off, he squints his eyes when rays of sunlight hit his sight. "What?" Something is sniffing him. Could be Floof. Nope, that's not Floof. Techno gasps and backs away when he sees an actual wolf infront of him.

"Where the fuck?" Techno looks around and sees he's in the middle of an open forest. Where even is he? This is not his room, this is weird, and there's a wolf.

Techno slowly walks toward the wolf and stops when he notices it looking straight at his face. "Ugh..." He steps back when the wolf takes two huge steps forward. Oh my god, this is real life. No way am I dreaming right now. The wolf sniffs him again, and then opens its mouth, licking his hand. Yep, this is real.

"Well, shit." Techno sighs and gently pats the Wolf's head. He pulls away and leans on a tree. "Where the fuck am I?" He has to figure that out first. He sighs and climbs up the hill, the wolf helping him up by leading him to a better path. "Alright, where-" Techno pauses. "Oh no." Techno runs a hand on his hair and quietly hisses as he looks at the land. He can guess where he is right now, but he really, really doesn't want to believe that he is where he thinks he is.