The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

lion bitch🦁❤️
JADE
I'M SORRY
THERE WAS NO NEED
ABSOLUTELY NO NEED FOR YOU TO CALL MUM WHILE I WAS AT PRACTICE
NO NEED
YOU SPAWN OF SATAN

i was summoned?

lion bitch🦁❤️
why
for fucks sake didi
THERE ARE LIMITS

sister❤️
what the fuck did you do to her?

blondie👯‍♀️
hearing mamma potter yell at james was the highlight of my week
i needed that
thanks vixen

puppy🐕🖤
i feared for james' life when he picked up the phone
even wood stayed quiet
that's a first

test my fucking patience one more time James Fleamont Potter
that was your first and only warning

best black👯‍♀️
the entire quidditch pitch got colder as i read that sentence
prongs you better fucking hide

angel🥺❤️
guys i'm with her and she looks mad
james
what the fuck did you do?

wormy🐭✨
you know it's bad when alice is swearing

my moony🌙❤️
vix?
you okay?

angel🥺❤️
she's angry crying
whatever prongs did was bad

sister❤️
potter
what did you do to your sister?

lion bitch🦁❤️
it wasn't meant for her

BULLSHIT

lion bitch🦁❤️
IT WASN'T
I SWEAR IT ON MY NIMBUS

my moony🌙❤️
i believe him

THE FUCK!?

puppy🐕🖤
so do i
he never swears on his nimbus
but i'm still curious

lion bitch🦁❤️
dung bomb and color bomb prank gone extremely wrong
supposed to be for snivelus
jade got caught at the scene and got detention
she got pissed and called mum
and she just entered the pitch
i refuse to fly down
i'm so fucking scared

best black👯‍♀️
starboy is trying to calm her down
and she just punched wood
great

blondie👯‍♀️
this is great
this is amazing
i'm so glad i'm alive right now
wait-
OUCH
there goes his quaffles
she just kneed wood in the balls
JADE YOU BADASS

sister❤️
she must be really pissed then

wormy🐭✨
you have no idea
look
sent one video!

sister❤️
padfoot if i were you
i'd get on that broom and fly far far away

angel🥺❤️
she just stole sirius' broom
james just turned white
someone call pomfrey
there's gonna be a dead potter soon
and it's not jade

my moony🌙❤️
we're gonna be a marauder short
i'm scared

best black👯‍♀️
she almost knocked james off his broom 💀
lils you have to get your ass here
and get the popcorn

sister❤️
omw

puppy🐕🖤
bring an ice pack
wood turned all shades of white when she kneed him
if she wanted the snakes to win
she got her wish
we're a chaser short

wormy🐭✨
i'm fucking terrified
the entire quidditch team is trying to make sure she doesn't kill prongs
one glare
that's all it took for them to back off

sister❤️
did she just-

blondie👯‍♀️
yep
and it was glorious

my moony🌙❤️
how the hell did she manage to do that?
and why isn't she beater for the snakes?

puppy🐕🖤
ask malfoy
asshole laughed when she tried out
shit happens
lily
did you bring the ice pack?

sister❤️
sent one image!

puppy🐕🖤
good
james is gonna need it
and some new glasses

got the message prongs?

lion bitch🦁❤️
loud and clear
i'm sorry

i'll think about it