The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🐍minnie's children🦁

MARAUDERS
FRONT AND CENTER

puppy🐕🖤
here

lion bitch🦁❤️
i was summoned?

wormy🐭✨
sup

i'm missing one of you
WHERE IS MY MISTRESS

my moony🌙❤️
HERE
SORRY

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU

my moony🌙❤️
with sunny

got it
i really don't want know rn

puppy🐕🖤
👁👄👁

shut up snuffles

puppy🐕🖤
yes ma'am

lion bitch🦁❤️
yEs MaAm
whipped

puppy🐕🖤
AlL rIgHt EvAnS?
sound familiar?

shut it
both of you
i'm laying down the rules for our last school year

wormy🐭✨
and those are?

chaos
lots of it
but here's the catch
little to no detentions
am i understood?

my moony🌙❤️
that's physically impossible vixen

it's not impossible
we have the tides in our favor after all
prongs is head boy
speckles is head girl
we use that to our advantage
the queens already agree with what i'm saying
and as the alpha in this group
i'm laying down the rules

puppy🐕🖤
who's the queen's alpha?🤡

sunny and me
duh
we aren't called the chaos twins for nothing

lion bitch🦁❤️
why do i feel like we're going to a war?

my moony🌙❤️
knowing vixen
we probably are

1. everything has to be approved by yours truly
2. whenever regulus joins, we watch his back first and then ours
3. prongs, no strutting
4. padfoot- no eating prong's homework

puppy🐕🖤
it was one time
and parchment tastes like shit

lion bitch🦁❤️
I DONT STRUT

bam bam
you're the best friend of the hogwarts playboy
and you have salazar slytherin's worst nightmare as a twin
believe me
you strut

my moony🌙❤️
continue with the rules vix

5. you four are to do what i say and if i'm occupied with something else then you listen to eclipse or speckles
6. parties
a) everything is to go smoothly and according to how i planned it
b) no excess of substances if you decide to do it
c)NO REVEALING YOUR ANIMAGUS (snuffles, i'm talking to you. you're lucky everyone was on acid that night.)
d) you four aren't to be out of my eyesight
7. triwizard tournament
any of you thinking about entering?

puppy🐕🖤
not me
dating satan is more than enough adrenaline i need in my lifetime

lion bitch🦁❤️
no way
i live with satan
i want to give them a fair competition

my moony🌙❤️
fuck no

wormy🐭✨
i don't have a death wish rn so count me out
you?

me?
dude
i'd make everyone piss their pants before the first task is even announced🤡

puppy🐕🖤
very true
so we're counting you out
what are the rules for the tournament

uhhhhh
idk
no provoking the students?

my moony🌙❤️
we?
or you and crookshanks?
because if i remember correctly
you were singing rasputin with crookshanks
and was frank doing the irish jig?

yes...
it's hard to explain
therefore
i'm not doing it

puppy🐕🖤
frank longass was doing the irish jig?
AND NO ONE RECORDED IT!?

lion bitch🦁❤️
i was going to
but i've decided to not become an alibi to that
but it was majestic af

regulus stood to the side shook af

wormy🐭✨
tonight i'm asking frank to do a river dance
i'll pay him
idc
i need to see that

you better bring out the galleons
it was a one time thing
marlene has a whole new level of respect for him because if that

puppy🐕🖤
my god-
okay
any more rules?

not that i can think of atm
we party tomorrow
prongs
give the booze to azriel

lion bitch🦁❤️
hand delivered this morning
he asked how tf did we manage to get so much booze

and you said?

lion bitch🦁❤️
i may or may not have quoted gg
and who am i?

that's a secret i'll never tell

puppy🐕🖤
you know you love me

my moony🌙❤️
xoxo,

wormy🐭✨
gossip girl

god
i love us