The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

baby black🥺🖤
all of you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
except for my girlfriend

anka🌹
thanks?

baby black🥺🖤
wait no
scratch that
except for remus

my moony🌙❤️
sure?

baby black🥺🖤
wait no
can't say sirius 
he so far down, might as well call him shit

puppy🐕🖤
you were waiting for that weren't you?

lion bitch🦁❤️
i just noticed i'm late for class

angel🥺❤️
you graduated

HES THE TEACHER
JAMES
MINNIE IS GONNA KILL YOU

best black👯‍♀️
pics or it didn't happen
research purposes and potential blackmail

*peter has left the chat*

sister❤️
👁👄👁

playboy🙄🐍
👁👄👁

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
is nobody gonna ask or...

hold up

...

🐍minnie's children🦁

peter hun
what's going on?

*peter has left the chat*

my moony🌙❤️
what the absolute fuck?

i'm sure there's a logical explanation for all of this
right?

lion bitch🦁❤️
not answering his cell phone

puppy🐕🖤
not at his apartment
did you two see the news today?

no?

my moony🌙❤️
attacks
fifteen of them
muggle london and surrey

lion bitch🦁❤️
did they get my sister in law?

JAMES

lion bitch🦁❤️
too soon?

...

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

anka🌹
ever heard of a deatheater?

lion bitch🦁❤️
no, i don't want to join your biker gang

anka🌹
umm siri
is it okay if i move in with you guys?
people are getting the dark mark and i don't wike it

puppy🐕🖤
sure
sunshine
andy's staying with andy for a while
the rest of you are moving in between my house and prongs'

can someone explain to me what's going on?

baby black🥺🖤
you know about grinderwald?
this is worse

playboy🙄🐍
guys ngl
i'm scared as hell

bam bam
emergency staff meeting in flitwick's classroom
now.

lion bitch🦁❤️
omw

anka🌹
HAS ANYONE SEEN MARLENE
OR HEARD FROM PETER

blondie👯‍♀️
can't talk
getting a crowbar to break wormtail's door with padfoot and reggie 😈

sister❤️
i'm driving to pick up anka with az

anka🌹
i'm on the roof

baby black🥺🖤
seeing andy laugh while marlene screams bloody murder at peter is something i didn't know i needed

lion bitch🦁❤️
min sent us home...
both jade and i

so...
who's in the mood to move to pigfarts in mars?

blondie👯‍♀️
peter's not home
left a few sickles for the door because i felt bad 👉🏼👈🏼

baby black🥺🖤
i don't
i took the money back
it's mine now🤠

lion bitch🦁❤️
so
who's up for a sleepover at potter manor like old times?

playboy🙄🐍
saw peter and bellatrix together
laughing...
WTF

baby black🥺🖤
STAY AWAY FROM THOSE SLUTS AZRIEL
ESPECIALLY FROM BELLA
SHES THE MAIN SLUT
THE SLUT TO END ALL SLUTS
next is our aunt
then anais

which aunt?

best black👯‍♀️
white hair
too many nose jobs
cinched waist
red stiletto nails
looks like a french bulldog

oh yeah
AZRIEL STAY AWAY FROM HER

anka🌹
i wanna narrate what just happened
lily stayed in the car because ✨reasons✨
az almost threw me into the car with my bags and yelled "DRIVE SCARY REDHEAD DRIVE"
so to quote taylor swift
IM IN THE GETAWAY CAR

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
guys
what are we gonna do about peter

angel🥺❤️
idk...

my moony🌙❤️
jack shit

moony
it's our boy
pete's our boy
there's got to be a reasonable explanation for all of this!

my moony🌙❤️
vixen
i love you to death and beyond
but take off your mother cap and put on your badass one for two minutes
or at least long enough to see WHATS CLEARLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

lion bitch🦁❤️
👁👄👁

puppy🐕🖤
👁👄👁
moony's yelling at vixen for the first time ever...
and now i have the sudden urge to go clean the roof with a toothbrush

playboy🙄🐍
i don't know what scared me more
seeing bellatrix again
or remus yelling
and jade's quiet
that's new

lion bitch🦁❤️
she's crying in minnie's office
i'm packing her bags

my moony🌙❤️
i didn't mean it like that, vixen

not you
tho you did scare me a bit
it's wormy

best black👯‍♀️
crookshanks
you still have that crowbar?

blondie👯‍♀️
yes👀

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
good
the pack is going to bash some kneecaps