The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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puppy🐕🖤

padfoot-
how bad was it?

well let's see
i have a black eye
fell down the stairs in a not so graceful manner whilst trying to escape one of bella's hexes
mother tried to hit regulus again but i stood in the way and got pushed to the ground and my face met the grandfather clock while my ribs met the staircase🤡
sunny had to hide in her room with cissy
uncle alphard tried to step in but he got muted by the demon
hell
even some of the portraits tried to talk to her
and as usual, dad locked himself in his study doing god knows what while i get my ass handed to me for the hundredth time
and now i have a killer headache and i can't go to the roof to calm down

shit-
why not?

i'm sealed in my room
literally speaking
i can't open the windows and shit
i don't even know where my wand is🤡
it's a miracle that i still have my phone
and that's because uncle alphard and cissy gave them to us discreetly during dinner
if you can call what happened there 'dinner'

what happened puppy?

the usual
called me a bastard son and shame upon her flesh
called sunny a mutt and idk what else
reg tried to speak up but i kicked him under the table so that he wouldn't say shit because then it'll be worse for all of us and he doesn't deserve that
bella called sunny some really bad shit and tried to convince mother to disown me and sunny so that reg can inherit everything
because "he's the only one worthy of it"
so yeah
talking to you has been the highlight of my day if i'm being honest

you want me and the rest to come over?
mum says that you three are welcome to stay here anytime and for however long you want

as much as i would love to
and believe me, sunshine
i want to
i can't

yes you can, pads

no i really can't🤡
i'm sealed in remember?
i can't find my wand
and i can't do wandless magic for shit
sunny is in the same condition as i am
and reg
well he has it the worst

how come?
i always thought you two have it the worst?

oh we do
but today it's him

huh?

he's 'hanging' with bella
hanging= being forced to go talk to her against his will and his better judgment

oh shit-
so that's why he's not answering my messages

yeah
what about you tho?
i read that you almost cut james' quaffles
what was that about?

i got pissed at your mother
istg-
that bitch has become into my sleep paralysis demon

sameeee
wait-
so you were worried huh?😏

i always worry about you three
you fucking dumbass
especially you and sunny
mostly you
you have your own category

i'm honored?
wait
how come i have my own category and sunny or reg doesn't?

may i remind you of the chandelier?

istg
ONE TIME VIXEN
IT WAS ONE TIME

AND YOU COULDVE DIED
OR WORSE
EXPELLED
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS