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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

sister❤️
first game
snakes vs. lions
you all ready to narrate vix's commentary for these 6 idiots?

angel🥺❤️
the game hasn't even started and she's already throwing shade
"all right everyone! your favorite potter is here on commentary. now, before i start. i just wanna say that tiberius nott is a shit captain and if slytherin loses today, i vote we make him sleep with the mandrakes! sorry professor sprout, but i believe that they could use some company."

my moony🌙❤️
istg
minnie is going to have a heart attack
who's sitting next to her to soothe her anxiety?

sister❤️
on it

wormy🐭✨
and there it is
"nott i swear to salazar if you drop that quaffle, i'm cutting yours off. SEE!? FRANK IS SMART! IDIOT!"

my moony🌙❤️
istg-
minnie is going to kill her
"can the two ravenclaws in the front stop flashing my boyfriend and brother? that's bloody disgusting! and parkinson, what the hell are you doing? that's violating like fifteen school rules."
since when has she cared about the rules?

sister❤️
idk
but she's not wrong
that's disgusting🤡
"REGULUS BLACK HAS SPOTTED THE SNITCH! I REPEAT! REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK HAS SPOTTED THE SNITCH! JAMES POTTER YOU BETTER STEP UP YOUR GAME, YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!"

angel🥺❤️
i'm getting secondhand embarrassment from prongs rn
OUCH
SUNNY
ARE YOU OKAY!?

my moony🌙❤️
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE HURTS MY FAVORITE BLACK, ILL THROW HANDS!"
pad's screech when he heard that
it added ten years to my lifespan

wormy🐭✨
same
"MARLENE KICK NOTT'S ASS TO THE GROUND! KICK IT OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF!"
why did they gave her the commentator spot again?

sister❤️
because james gave her the spot
minnie is secretly enjoying her commentary rn
oh
my
god
JADE WTF

angel🥺❤️
"anybody asks, i'm no longer related to james. GET A GRIP ON YOUR BROOM AND DO YOUR JOB! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EMBARRASS ME ONE MORE TIME, FRANK IS GOING TO BE MY BROTHER FROM NOW ON!"
they don't pay anyone enough for this job istg

sister❤️
"AZRIEL ZABINI! YOU PUNCH MY WIFE ONE MORE TIME AND THEYLL BE HELL TO PAY! THATS MY WIFE!"
again with the screech from the mutt
and now james spotted the snitch
great
this should be good

wormy🐭✨
there's no way we'll win
slytherin is in the lead by more than 100 points
wait
oop-

my moony🌙❤️
i've died
i've literally died

angel🥺❤️
"JAMES POTTER CAUGHT THE SNITCH! BUT GUESS WHAT YOU TWAT!? SLYTHERIN WINS! THATS RIGHT BABY! WE WON! NO THANKS TO NOTT WHOS A SHITTY CAPTAIN! IM SORRY SLUGHORN BUT SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT! MINNIEEEEE! PLEASE DONT GIVE ME DETENTION! I LOVE YOU!"

sister❤️
minnie looks kinda mad
but i know she's laughing
she's fighting the urge to laugh

i know
that's why i said it😌
honestly
the highlight of that game was me yelling at nott

puppy🐕🖤
SO IM NOT YOUR FAVORITE BLACK!?

no
it's sunny
there's a reason everyone calls us the danger twins

best black👯‍♀️
yep
and amazing commentary vix
just for that
i'm not even half mad that we lost the first game

baby black🥺🖤
WE WIPED OUR ASSES WITH YOU
WOOOOOOOOOO
JADE
AZRIEL SAID WE PARTY TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE

PARTYYYYYYYYYYYY

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
so i guess i'm jade's brother now?
james
my god
you almost fell off your broom trying to kick regulus

lion bitch🦁❤️
you mean regulus kicked my broom and i almost fell off
that's a foul

baby black🥺🖤
hooch didn't see
therefore it's legal play

blondie👯‍♀️
you snakes sure like to play dirty
i like it

baby black🥺🖤
i'd teach you a few tricks
but
nahhhhhhhh

guys
azriel said the lions are welcome tonight
you're welcome

lion bitch🦁❤️
if my leg allows it🤡
regulus
my god

baby black🥺🖤
sorry
it was in the heat of the moment...

wormy🐭✨
any special password this time?

verum heredis

lion bitch🦁❤️
the true heir?
really?

i don't make the password
it's salazar's portrait 🤡
he likes to change it because of the parties
but we have our ways
now go to the hospital wing you guys
i'll be there in fifteen

puppy🐕🖤
my ribs hurt
stupid nott

he hit you?

puppy🐕🖤
more like claw at me
sent a photo!

lion bitch🦁❤️
nobody is interested in seeing your six pack

i am🤷🏻‍♀️
wipe the blood as best as you can
frank help him to the hospital wing pls
marlene
wbu?

blondie👯‍♀️
just a small bruise
nothing a healing spell can't do

help sunny then?

best black👯‍♀️
she's already dragging my ass dw

you guys able to party tonight?
i could tell azriel to move it till next week

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
fuck no
we party
we just need five minutes with poppy

you sure?

lion bitch🦁❤️
yes vix
we're positive

k then
we party

baby black🥺🖤
WOOOOOOOOO
PARTYYYYYYYYY

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