The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

baby black🥺🖤
guys
ask jade to speak shakesperian
i've been laughing my ass off for the past fifteen minutes

lion bitch🦁❤️
vix
speak shakespeare

verily i say unto thee,
lay thine eyes upon the field
in which my fucks are grown
and behold
it is barren

puppy🐕🖤
i am never letting you read macbeth ever again

fuck off
i read what i want

my moony🌙❤️
i need that tattooed on my forehead for every time prongs says something stupid

so every time?

my moony🌙❤️
yes

lion bitch🦁❤️
HEY

blondie👯‍♀️
where is the lie tho?
btw
the year is almost up👀
triwizard is next year
who's entering?

i would
but i'd kill everyone before they even announce the first task🤡

lion bitch🦁❤️
currently i don't have a death wish

i'm your sister
you always have a death wish

lion bitch🦁❤️
true
BRING IT ON
DEATH WILL BE MY SWEET RELEASE FROM MY DEVIL SISTER

...

wormy🐭✨
...
well then...
oh god-

puppy🐕🖤
james?
something you wanna talk about?

lion bitch🦁❤️
nope

sister❤️
...

angel🥺❤️
anyone seen vix?

i'm here

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
wru?

hell

best black👯‍♀️
that's a mood
but i'm serious

baby black🥺🖤
no, you're solis
i'm regulus
the other one is sirius

best black👯‍♀️
fuck off
son of a bitch

puppy🐕🖤
you called?
those are my initials after all😌

baby black🥺🖤
mother must really hate you huh?

puppy🐕🖤
you have no idea
the only good thing she gave me was my name
just for the initials
nothing else

sister❤️
and the fact that your name is sirius
your patronus is a dog
your animagus is a dog
and that is the brightest star in the sky
and not to mention the alpha star of the dog constellation
talk about ironies

baby black🥺🖤
i never thought of it that way...