The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

HIDE US
SOMEONE HIDE US
THROW JAMES UNDER THE BUS
IDC
BUT HIDE MEEEEEEE
SHES GOING TO KILL US

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
jade
run
she's coming for the kill

BITCH IM RUNNING, TEXTING AND BARKING ORDERS AT SIRIUS
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
WHERE THE HELL IS PEEVES!?

sister❤️
i swear
all i heard was minnie "why is it that whenever there's trouble, it's always you five?"
she gave us a dead glare as if we're the ones in charge of keeping the marauders in check
marlene started laughing and said "they're not my responsibility, minnie. they're yours. keep your children on a leash."
and then jade had the audacity to say "it's just for kicks, minnie. have some tea and hakuna matata."

lion bitch🦁❤️
anyone asks
i'm dead
(i'm really hiding in the kitchen)

best black👯‍♀️
she's headed there now
i'm by the ravenclaw tower if anyone want to pair up

lion bitch🦁❤️
shit
HIDE ME

NO NO
I TOOK THE FALL LAST TIME
ITS YOUR TURN
I'LL CALL MINNIE RN
I'LL FUCKING DO IT
MINNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

puppy🐕🖤
i got separated from vix
i'm scared now

my moony🌙❤️
anyone seen peeves around?
i'm scared

wormy🐭✨
WHERE IS PEEVES!?

best black👯‍♀️
i'm running down the hallways searching for him
the bloody baron is behind me
he's also searching for peeves

THE ONE DAY I NEED THAT POLTERGEIST AND HE ABANDONS ME

puppy🐕🖤
can someone come get me?
i'm in myrtles bathroom...
HOW THE FUCK DOES A GHOST BLUSH

baby black🥺🖤
that's necrophilia big bro
do i have to help in saving your asses?

YES

baby black🥺🖤
starboy i'm coming your way
keep that ghost on a leash

puppy🐕🖤
if i could i would've done that by now

lion bitch🦁❤️
that's the main reason why i don't hide there anymore
she gets friendly real quick🤡

ew
that's necrophilia, bam bam🤡

lion bitch🦁❤️
don't tell me that
TELL HER

my moony🌙❤️
don't get me started on the prefect's bathroom...
i'm still traumatized

best black👯‍♀️
oh my-
that bad?

my moony🌙❤️
i couldn't sleep for three days

oh my-
ANYONE FOUND PEEVES!?
WAIT
HAGRID!

sister❤️
he won't hide us this time
remember the centaur incident?

ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT JAMES WANTED TO SEE THE ACROMANTULAS AMD DRAGGED MY SORRY ASS TO THE FOREST IN SEARCH FOR THOSE DEMONS
sometimes i hate being related to him