The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

anyone seen my fiancé?

my moony🌙❤️
you should really put him on a leash
just saying

if i find him dangling from a chandelier again i might just do so

anka🌹
i feared for him that day

lion bitch🦁❤️
we all did

wormy🐭✨
vix
you are engaged to a five year old

ik
and i lost said five year old
IS HE TOYING WITH THE MOTORCYCLE AGAIN!?
ISTG
IM GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO HAGRID ABOUT THIS

sister❤️
he's not in the library

that asshole doesn't go there if moony and i aren't there

baby black🥺🖤
he's not by the dungeons

blondie👯‍♀️
not in the common room
when did you saw him last?

lunch
after that he vanished
AND THERES NO APPARATING AT HOGWARTS

best black👯‍♀️
not by the astronomy tower

anka🌹
not by the courtyard

lion bitch🦁❤️
not by the quidditch pitch

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i saw a flash of green
jade
that you?
and he's not at the hut
and the motorcycle is right there

YES
UGHHHHHHHHH

angel🥺❤️
not by minnie's office

istg
if he's by the willow screaming "whomp me daddy"
i'll kill him

anka🌹
why do i have the feeling that this isn't the first time it happened

my moony🌙❤️
because it isn't
every single full moon before we get to the shack
"wHoMp Me DaDdY"
vix has to slap his arm

he pisses me off sometimes
WAIT
I HAVE BACKUP

anka🌹
azriel?

YOU KNOW IT

...

playboy🙄🐍

AZRIEL

JADE

I NEED HELP

with?

i lost my fiancé
wru?

hogsmeade
don't ask how i got here

so that's why i didn't see you in herbology!

yep
thank merlin for half day
and how do you lose your fiancé?

HES A FIVE YEAR OLD

point taken
he's not at the three broomsticks
where did you see him last?

lunch
after that he just disappeared

he didn't apparate that's for sure
floo maybe?