The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

blondie👯‍♀️
JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
COME GET YOUR DOG

lion bitch🦁❤️
technically he's vixen's dog
he's only there for the week
piss off
i need the break

my moony🌙❤️
we all do

best black👯‍♀️
tell me about it

anka🌹
and i am so glad i'm at hogwarts

baby black🥺🖤
same here

puppy🐕🖤
crookshanks
i haven't seen my wife in a month and a half
i'm just asking that you bunk with azriel for the week

blondie👯‍♀️
OVER MY DEAD BODY
THATS MY BABY TOO

wormy🐭✨
i believe that baby belongs to all of us

and yet i'm the one carrying it🙄

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
HA
sucks to be you

angel🥺❤️
FRANK!

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
sorry

playboy🙄🐍
marls
you take my room
i'll take the couch

blondie👯‍♀️
FUCK NO
LET THE MUTT SLEEP ON THE COUCH
I CALLED DIBS YEARS AGO

puppy🐕🖤
I MARRIED YOUR DIBS

sister❤️
marls made out with your dibs before you ever had the chance to steal her dibs

marls was my sexual awakening
she a sexy lady

best black👯‍♀️
as she should

blondie👯‍♀️
you're a foxy lady vix😉

lion bitch🦁❤️
that was punny

mistress
wanna help me out here?

my moony🌙❤️
i could
but i don't wanna

REMUS

baby black🥺🖤
👁👄👁
REMUS
WTF

anka🌹
👁👄👁

sister❤️
i'll help
what's happening?

playboy🙄🐍
we're supposed to be taking jade to her sonogram tomorrow
sirius is here and is currently having breakfast with jade by the pyramids
marlene screeched when she saw him
yelled something amongst the lines of "back off mutt, your wife is mine"
and marlene is going in a frenzy

speak for yourself
snuffles is here giving me a lengthy explanation about why crookshanks should bunk with az for the week

blondie👯‍♀️
i am not sleeping with zabini

puppy🐕🖤
BUT YOU HAD NO PROBLEM SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE FOR ALMOST A YEAR

baby black🥺🖤
that sounded so wrong on sooooo many levels

ikr🤦🏻‍♀️
you two keep this up
and i'm sleeping with azriel

lion bitch🦁❤️
YOU ARE A MARRIED WOMAN

OH MY GOD PRONGS
NOT LIKE THAT