The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

my moony🌙❤️
WHATEVER YOU DO
DON'T INDULGE IN THIS

FUCK OFF REMUS

puppy🐕🖤
please indulge in this

anka🌹
what the baby daddy said

lion bitch🦁❤️
i'll indulge because i'm sleep deprived and bored

GUYS
THE REMUS-VERSE IS REAL

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
the what now?

baby black🥺🖤
we were watching spider-man
that is all i wanna say

blondie👯‍♀️
IVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST NINE YEARS AND NOBODY BELIEVES ME

OMG
SUNNY IS GWEN

playboy🙄🐍
she dies...

okay nvm
scratch that
i'll be gwen
MOONS
YEET ME OFF A CLOCK TOWER

sister❤️
VIXEN NO

VIXEN YES

puppy🐕🖤
vixen no

vixen maybe?

my moony🌙❤️
vixen no

vixen no🧍🏻‍♀️

puppy🐕🖤
so you listen to your mistress and not me?

best black👯‍♀️
yes

puppy🐕🖤
good
i make terrible choices
don't listen to me

i don't...

angel🥺❤️
i'm awake
and covered in puke
how tf does jade make this look so easy

EASY!?
my daughter found my knives yesterday
we all fear for our lives rn

my moony🌙❤️
i walked into the house
and it was chaos
regulus was crying in a corner
sirius was hiding behind the couch
and jade was trying to pry a knife out of andy's death grip

wormy🐭✨
why was reg crying?

baby black🥺🖤
that child scares the living shit outta me

anka🌹
you live with them...

baby black🥺🖤
that's exactly my point
she's a little demon
last night she slapped me in the face and started laughing
but it wasn't a baby laugh
IT WAS A DEMON LAUGH

blondie👯‍♀️
you leave my goddaughter alone!

playboy🙄🐍
WHAT SHE SAID

...

lion bitch🦁❤️
a one year old has a demon laugh?
she's definitely jade's daughter

go sit on a sandpaper cock, james

sister❤️
and he woke up harry
I JUST PUT HIM DOWN TO SLEEP

welcome to motherhood ladies

angel🥺❤️
I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
you make it look so easy

puppy🐕🖤
what part of baby with a knife don't you understand?
i feared for my life
sunshine was laughing the entire time

laugh to hide how terrified you are
i feared for all of us

baby black🥺🖤
this is the shit that happens way down in hadestown

anka🌹
reg
your theater boy is showing

baby black🥺🖤
GOOD