The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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~Jade's POV~

"Vixen for the love of Merlin's ballsack, we just landed. How can you possibly need to puke now?"

"It's called growing a human, Marls." I groaned dragging her to the nearest bathroom. "Get me some of the mouthwash that's in my bag. I'll be out in a sec."

"Here." She said handing me the mouthwash after I finished vomiting. "How do you plan on telling Padfoot? I just got a text from Frank saying that they're already in baggage claim."

"I'll know when I see him." I mumbled and we walked outside.

"Feeling better now?" Azriel asked putting an arm around me and I shrugged. "You're shaking worse than a chihuahua. You cold or some shit?"

"She's nervous. She's revealing her pregnancy to Padfoot today." Marlene said and held my hand. "You'll be fine, bunny! He's going to be ecstatic about it."

"This wasn't planned, y'know?"

"What part of your relationship has been planned to begin with? May I remind you both of how you got together?" Marlene smirked and I rolled my eyes.

"Touché, you crazy bitch."

...

"DIDI!"

"Oh shit." I mumbled and looked at Azriel. "If you hex me right now, I promise I won't hold it against you."

"Nice try, Jade. DUMBO! Over here!" Azriel called out and I pushed him and I engulfed my brother in a hug.

"Where is he?" I whispered.

"Outside with Moons and Wormy. The girls are getting the car." I nodded and pulled away. "Are you dizzy? Do you need to vomit? How's the pup been treating you? Do you-"

"I swear to Merlin, if you keep talking, you're gonna make her puke." Marlene exclaimed and rubbed my back. "She just puked her guts out when we landed. Az and I made sure she slept the entire flight and she's been perfectly okay these past two months, Prongs. Give her a break."

"Let's get her some fresh air before she pukes again." Azriel laughed and handed James by luggage. "Nice to see you, Dumbo."

"Feeling's not mutual, Azriel."

"Will you ever let that go? It happened almost five years ago." Azriel said and rolled his eyes.

"You slept with my sister."

"So? I've been sleeping with your best friend for four years and you haven't said shit. Mind you, I'm carrying his child." I smirked.

"Still processing that part."

...

"SUNSHINE!"

"SNUFFLES!"

"They act as if they haven't seen each other in fifteen years." Remus laughed and I flipped him off still hugging Sirius. "Love you too, Vixen."

"Sunshine, are you okay? You're shaking like a leaf?" Sirius asked pulling away from the hug and I tensed looking at Marlene for support.

"Actually, she has something to tell you." Marlene smirked and I sent her a glare. "DON'T KILL ME! KILL AZRIEL!"

"HEY!" Azriel protested and looked at us. "Tell him. There's no way in hiding it anymore."

"Sunshine?"

I sighed pulling out the pregnancy tests from my pocket and handed it to him.

"Hi, Dad." I smiled and he took a step back in shock. "Yes, Snuffles. Marlene even did the spell to check. I'm 100% pregnant."