The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖤the whites🖤

you guys doing okay?

sunny🌞
want me to lie?
or the truth?

the truth🤡

prodigal son🖤
FUCKING HORRIBLE
I FUCKING HATE IT HEREEEEEEEEEE

sunny🌞
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SOFTEN THE BLOW YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
THIS IS WHY IM THE RESPONSIBLE ONE IN THIS TRIO

prodigal son🖤
it was bound to happen
i'm just saving you the trouble
starboy
i fucking hate it here🤡

want me to come home?
sunshine and prongs will understand

sunny🌞
absolutely fucking not
you got out
that's all we ever wanted for you
us?
we can deal with it way better than you can
besides it's not all that bad
uncle alphard stops by most days to take us out
cissy brings us movies and shit
the problem is bella🤡

what did the demon do know?

prodigal son🖤
the usual
don't come home starboy
it'll only be worse for you and sunny

still
it's not fair that i'm finally happy and you two aren't

sunny🌞
who says we aren't happy?
we still have you around right?
us three
that's what it's all about rn
forget walburga and dad
it's us and only us

prodigal son🖤
sunny's right siri
we both can take a few blows here and there
but if walburga slapped you one more time i think you'll kill her
and i'm not explaining to jade why you're locked up in azkaban for murder

jade could do it and get away with it🤡

sunny🌞
we know
✨aqua tofana✨

she told you?🤡

sunny🌞
we both watch bailey sarian like it's our job
so yes
✨aqua tofana✨

well damn🤡

prodigal son🖤
wait what?

sunny🌞
sent a link!
you're welcome

prodigal son🖤
okay
now i want some aqua tofana in my life

you're not drinking it🤡

prodigal son🖤
not for me dumbass
i have depression and crippling anxiety
not suicidal tendencies
at least not yet
jade's teaching me how to deal with my anxiety

yeah, her attacks get pretty bad sometimes
but she hasn't had one in three months so i consider it a win
that and the potions Fleamont makes her really help
but still-
something you wanna talk about?

prodigal son🖤
a lot actually
mum found out about the ravenclaw...

sunny🌞
it was only four dates
you two weren't even official yet

prodigal son🖤
yeah but that's not all
there's a reason i didn't make it official with her

and that is?

prodigal son🖤
used me for clout
sent 5 photos!
jade and azriel did a little bit of digging one night and found that
that's why i broke it off
that's life ig

you got to stop it before it turned worse, reg
it's not like you slept with her
right?🤡

prodigal son🖤
god no
just a few make out sessions here and there
that's all

sunny🌞
okay so it's not that bad
what did mum say about her?
i couldn't hear any of it since i was with moony that day

prodigal son🖤
let's just say that i don't blame sirius for anything anymore
i would've done the same

grandfather clock?

prodigal son🖤
and the stairs...
i didn't get it so bad tho
because once i told her i broke it off
she was proud🤡

the question remains
what are you gonna do?
limit to only purebloods to please walburga?
or follow your heart?

prodigal son🖤
i have no interest in dating my cousins, starboy
you should be bloody thankful that you and jade aren't cousins

believe me
i am
every fucking day

sunny🌞
i was mentally preparing myself for that conversation
and me playing sweet home alabama until the day i died

i hate you

sunny🌞
no you don't
but still
reg
it always comes down whether you like the girl or not
despite the blood status

prodigal son🖤
i know that
idc about blood status
no matter what walburga says about me
but it still sucks yk?
i really liked her
jade even offered to have a friendly conversation with her in front of her knife collection
azriel offered to ruin her reputation permanently

yep
that's my girlfriend everyone
"friendly conversations" in front of her knives

sunny🌞
how many does she have?🤡

a lot...
it's a hobby for her
fleamont supports it for some odd reason
reg
you should see her room
it's full of them💀

prodigal son🖤
stabbing or throwing?

both
she's moving now towards throwing knives
she says that she can fit way more of those in her holsters

sunny🌞
your girlfriend terrifies me sometimes yk?

me too
you get used to it once you start living with her
but when she cleans or sharpens them prongs and i make sure that we're not around

prodigal son🖤
why?

she checks the sharpness of the knife by throwing them
she has a corner that's full of cuts
and that's from her checking the sharpness of the knives🤡

sunny🌞
she's scary like that
that's why she's the better potter

prodigal son🖤
i see no lies
btw
sunny and i have to go rn
walburga just got home
with bella...

sunny🌞
i'm seeing cissy rn
she's gonna be out savior today
gtg starboy
we love you

prodigal son🖤
love you, big bro

i love you both❤️
good luck and call me if anything happens okay?

sunny🌞
k then
c ya!

i'll call tonight

prodigal son🖤
you've got a deal
sunny
bella's asking for you

sunny🌞
shit-
here we go

good luck

prodigal son🖤
we're gonna need it