snake bitch🐍💚
where the fuck are you?
hogsmeade
ALONE!?
yeah
why?why tf are you in hogsmeade
ALONEescaping filch
marlene and i tried setting the cat on fire
she got caught and told me to make a run for it
and thus
i'm hereAND YOU DIDNT INVITE ME!?
no
it was crookshanks and vixen bonding time
✨no boys allowed✨ugh
it's late
want me to come get you?nah
i'm with rosie
she gave me free butterbeer😌life's good rn fam
how come i never get free butterbeer?
because you're you
i'm the better twin🤷🏻♀️
anyways
you got something important to say?
i'm kinda busy drowning my sorrowsyeah
what's up with you and the mutt?
he's been acting sketchy
asked me what your favorite flowers werenone of your business
and i should probably order something stronger than this shit
i want whiskeyyou're literally 15
sixteen*
our birthday was last week dumbass
smh-right
my badwhat kind of dumbass forgets his own birthday?
ME
i'm too busy worrying about youworry about lily
or quidditch
not me
i can take care of myself
btwdo you even plan on stepping foot in the castle?
probably not
i'll sleep in the shack
filch is probably still pissed and Minnie is probably looking for mewell you're not wrong about that
she just asked for you
pads was looking around like a lost dog
she's talking to slughorn
either you come back
or transfer schoolsdurmstrang seems like a good fit rn
tell minnie i've died and gone to hell
she'll probably believe that
i'm hitting the shack ig
which one is the knot?
ykw
screw it
i'll let the willow hit me into the next millennium
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The Group Chat (Marauders AU)
FanfictionThe five Marauders have a group chat. This should be fun, right?