The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

puppy🐕🖤
have any of you seen my top?

sister❤️
vixen is with us dw

my moony🌙❤️
so i'm not the only one thinking that padfoot is a bottom
great
this is amazing

blondie👯‍♀️
have you met him?
have you seen him around jade?
he's not a top
he's definitely a bottom

if you all are done discussing my sex life
i would very much appreciate it

baby black🥺🖤
so you're not denying that siri is a bottom?
great

puppy🐕🖤
i am not a bottom!

lion bitch🦁❤️
you defending that you're not a bottom just proves to us that you're a bottom

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
dude i just woke up
and what do i find?
a graveyard
sirius
you're a bottom
deal with it

puppy🐕🖤
look
i just need to find my school shirt
anyone seen it?

on top of your desk along with everything else

puppy🐕🖤
thank you love

i suggest you wear the cloak today
1. it's cold
2. peptobismol is stopping by

puppy🐕🖤
i'm not putting my hair up just so you know
she can go suck a horse dick
"yOuR hAiR iS tOo LoNg FoR a BoY-"
ma'am
it's not my fault your hair looks like THAT
and i have such beautiful hair

i didn't expect you to
and her hair looks worse than james' after quidditch

lion bitch🦁❤️
HEY!

angel🥺❤️
why is that hag coming again?
didn't she judge us enough during the ball?

wormy🐭✨
don't remind me
i almost went stag because my date was terrified of umbitch

you could've told me
i would've talked to her🤷🏻‍♀️

wormy🐭✨
yeah ik
but i convinced her
all was good

lion bitch🦁❤️
anyone wanna be head boy today?
i don't want to deal with her
also
we have a game today
at three

best black👯‍♀️
ughhh
with who?

blondie👯‍♀️
the huffs
dw
we'll finish that game in two hours tops

baby black🥺🖤
jade
you never adopted your hufflepuff right?

how could i?
they're scared of me...

sister❤️
what did we miss?

baby black🥺🖤
unspoken tradition
since the house hate towards the slytherins is insane
we all adopt a hufflepuff during our first year
said huff is the person we go to when you gryffindors are bashing us and being horrible sons of bitches

yep
i never adopted one...
once they found out i was james' twin
they ran for the hills...

lion bitch🦁❤️
that and because diggory hated your ass