The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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👑the lion queens👑

blondie👯‍♀️
jade
spill
you've been acting shady today
i don't like it

i'll never understand why i'm here since i'm not a gryff but i don't even mind

sister❤️
because we love you
now spill

nothing to talk about

best black👯‍♀️
jade amelia potter
i stg-
what did prongs do?

for the first time, absolutely nothing

angel🥺❤️
moony?

he's an angel

sister❤️
oh god
i just saw why
someone hold marlene
she's going to kill sirius rn

angel🥺❤️
on it

alice you did not just yell across the entire hall 💀

best black👯‍♀️
i'm omw
what did she yell?

sister❤️
alice legit yelled "jade potter is a cheap slut"
everyone went real quiet
toerag yelled back something incoherent as usual
remus slammed his book closed and stood up
peter dropped his food
sirius screamed like a girl that's just been punched in the boob
regulus yell "try me bitch!"
and marlene put regulus to shame with what she yelled.

best black👯‍♀️
i'm scared to ask

that bitch legit pulled out a knife and yelled
"anyone who says another word about my wife will have to answer to me, dicktwats"
then reg stood up with another knife
"what she said!"

best black 👯‍♀️
well if they didn't fear crookshanks before, they sure do now

blondie👯‍♀️
well i just got detention with regulus
thanks corvus

angel🥺❤️
i didn't expect you to pull out a knife and yell that
like damn marlene
take a chill pill once and a while

best black👯‍♀️
what is my brother doing?

snogging

sister❤️
eclipse
can i kill your brother?

best black👯‍♀️
which one? 💀

not my reggie 🥺
he's too pure for this world

sister❤️
your little brother

which one? 💀

sister❤️
UGH ISTG
SIRIUS ORION BLACK

best black 👯‍♀️
-the third
and no
you can't
but i think i'll join marlene in detention
sorry vix

should i ask?
okay i'm not asking then

blondie👯‍♀️
ECLIPSE YOU DID NOT JUST YELL THAT
OH SIRIUS LOOKS PISSED
HE LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA