The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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sister❤️

i keep fucking myself over huh?

wtf did you do now?

james started flirting again...

and let me guess
you called him a toerag again?

maybe

honestly woman
get a grip🙄

really helpful jade
really feeling the love rn

lily you're my best friend and i would kill for you
but james is my twin brother and that tops everything else

i know that
god, i know that
but it just comes so naturally🤡

then stop it
insulting sirius comes so naturally sometimes but you don't see me doing it 24/7

yes, we do
"snuffles, stop being a whiny bitch and do your homework"
that was two hours ago...

we're not talking about me so stop calling me out on my bullshit
we're talking about my dumbass stag of a brother
speckles-
i mean it when i say that you either get your shit together or stop this rn
james has a kind heart when he wants to but the feelings he has for you is something that i have never witnessed
not even with rem and sunny
and that's saying something

ik ik
but im not good with feelings, bunny

neither am i and look at me🤡
head over heels for the hogwarts bad boy

what should i do?

stop breaking my brother's heart, lils
he can only take so much
at first it was a joke for him
but now, he actually think your serious about this
look-
james and i may fight more than normal siblings and we may be at each other's throats every waking moment
but if i see someone hurting my brother
i'll throw hands not caring who it is
and that includes you

i know...
jade
i feel like crying rn

i'm gonna be harsh with you because you need a slap in the face
and i currently have a golden retriever sleeping on top of me so i can't go to your room and slap you

the mutt fell asleep?
on top of you?

he's having a bad day...
but that's beside the point, lily!
stop changing the subject

SORRY

okay okay
look
stop treating james like he's eleven again
believe me or not he matured a lot over the summer
bam bam doesn't like to show it but he has a heart of gold
believe me
he doesn't like showing it

why not?

because he doesn't want to get hurt, lils
same with me
it's the potter in us
we put up a front so that we don't get hurt
why?
james and i have been through a lot during our school years
you know some
but not all of it...

the greenhouse?

yes...
and the hogs head incident
and a lot of other stuff
first of all, bold of you people to assume that i'm a virgin in the first place

sirius?

no, actually
zabini😬

WHAT
HOW COME WE DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS
JADE
WTF

it's not something i'm proud of parading around yk?
hell
prongs didn't even know
but when he found out
he flipped his shit
why?
because about two weeks later, hogs head happened
and then i started dating padfoot

does the mutt know?

obviously🙄
he was there when prongs was going batshit crazy on me
james is overprotective like that
all you need to know was that there was consent on both parts so stfu

vix
Azriel Zabini may be a playboy
but he has morals
right?

yes he does🙄
i choose my men wisely

i see
now about your brother?🤡

right
sorry💀
i'm gonna be real blunt here so brace yourself

i'm scared now-

stop hurting my brother, lily
you don't notice it but i do
and that's enough
he says that it doesn't affect him and "i can get any girl i want. i'm the bad boy's best friend" but i see right through it.
he's hurt
and hurt bad
i probably shouldn't tell you this...
but you need to know...
we talk a lot believe it or not.
it's his way of "actually treating you like a sister like i should've done a long time ago"
lily-
he cried
and he barely cries
hell
sirius cried way more than prongs
and the puppy doesn't cry
"should i move on or should i try one last time? this is way more than just a normal crush, didi. you know this. this is way more."
so yeah
either you stop whatever you're doing to break my brother's heart
or let him go
it's that fucking simple
i'm not telling you to straight up tell him that you have a crush on him
because he'll think it's a joke and that you're just breaking his heart even more
act decent to him every once in a while
the yule ball is next year
if you play your cards right
maybe
just maybe
you'll have a secure date for the ball😌

so i have to wait an entire year!?

all of my rant
and you got that!?
ffs lily
WORK UP TO IT
THIS DOESNT HAPPEN IN 24 HOURS
THIS TAKES TIME
LOTS OF TIME
that is
if you want it done right

you didn't work up to it🤡

speckles-
i've liked sirius since third year
he's liked me since first year
we've waited
a lot actually🤡
your argument is invalid

but you'll help me right?
tell me you'll help...

naturally🙄
looks like i'm still playing cupid
igtg-
puppy's waking up
he's about to cry for some odd reason...

oh god-
tell him that the potions incident wasn't his fault

it's not that
puppy gets insecure sometimes...
that's all i'm saying
now i really have to go
he's breaking my heart rn with those eyes

puppy eyes?

puppy eyes full of tears...

oh no
good luck

thanks.
we'll talk about this later
love you, sis

love you too, sis