The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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trout🐟

james?

no actually
it's jade
we may look alike but here are key differences:
1. i have better hair
2. i'm scary
3. i have a vagina
the vagina and the penis are two very different sexual organs yk?
i know i act like i have a dick
but in reality
i have a vagina
understood?
great
see ya!

she chose james?

ooooohhhhhh
that thing
yeah
she did
wise choice
i applaud my sister
thank merlin it's not you
dreadful chat tho

wdym "thank merlin it's not you"?

were you dropped as a baby or something?
she chose james because unlike you
james matured and grew some balls
yk
he's actually a really nice guy and i'm not saying that just because he's my twin
and what's that other thing?
oh yeah!
YOU CALLED HER THE M WORD

i know
and i regret it
just like i regret calling you a blood traitor

oh
and you don't regret hexing me with dark magic just so you could get "even" with james when he specifically told you to leave me alone?
ever heard of a blood cleanse?
it wasn't pretty

i'm sorry

not good enough
and what's that other thing?
ALMOST EXPOSING REMUS AND SOLIS
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
THATS WHY LILY CHOSE JAMES

but i love her

so?
just because i love key-lime pie doesn't mean i'll marry it

great analogy jade

ik right?
10 points to jade potter
look
james proved himself worthy
you didn't
you never did
and you did a lot of bad shit to a lot of people close to lily
myself included

i didn't mean it

you still did it🤷🏻‍♀️
james may be an asshole sometimes
but he's an amazing guy

you're his sister
you're supposed to say that

actually
no i don't
i'm not getting payed or anything
but you don't know james the way we do
the way lily knows him now
nobody will

how so?
james an arrogant bastard

listen here snivelus trout
call him that one more time and youll become the squid's late night snack
a lot of shit happened that you don't know about and will never understand
there's a reason as to why james matured
and believe it or not
he didn't mature to get lily
he matured because he saw the error of his ways and decided to be a better person all by himself
my brother is anything but arrogant and much less a bastard
call him that one more time and youll live to fucking regret it

i speak the truth jade
you know this

no
you speak what nott told you to say
i'd watch my mouth if i were you

he's friend with black

thin ice
call me a bitch
whatever you want
but you do NOT bring my family into this
get over it severus
she chose james
it was her decision
you don't know the story
and you never will
you see what everyone else sees
the reckless group who act like assholes 24/7
9 gryffindors and two slytherins
but it's much deeper than that
and that's something your stupid little mind will never understand
you don't know our story and you never will
so i suggest you look in the mirror before you run your mouth talking shit about my boyfriend and friends