The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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play boy🐍🙄

potter

istg-
for the last time zabini
i'm not going to sleep with you
i'm dating sirius for merlin's sake

for once it's not that
i need some help

i'm not helping you jack off btw

i-
exactly how much do i bother you with that?

way too much in my opinion
now what do you want?
i'm studying🤡

we act decent enough to each other
right?

define decent
because i say that we both have leverage against each other
i don't rat you out
you don't rat me out
and we live in peace

i need a favor
you know that exams are coming up right?

yes
which means it's time for the annual slytherin party

exactly
i think you know what i'm gonna ask you

depends
from what year up?

fourth year up
in the common room as usual
every house is invited this year
but once things start to spiral we shut it down
we're not repeating what happened last year🤡

reason #700 on why i hate Amos
worst
detention
ever
we almost lost the cup thanks to him🤡

so we have a deal?

i'll meet you in the courtyard in ten minutes

omw
thanks btw

i'm still not going to sleep with you

it was worth a try🤡

actually no
you still have the scar from last time right?

yes🙄

good
let that be a reminder to you😌

shit

...

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

my moony🌙❤️
umm

sister❤️
what?

lion bitch🦁❤️
why is jade talking to zabini?
i thought she stabbed him last time💀

best black👯‍♀️
she didn't stab him dumbass
marlene pulled away just in time
but he does have a nasty scar on his arm thanks to her💀

baby black🥺🖤
i know why she's talking to him
and i just wanna say
I WANT IN JADE

puppy🐕❤️
wdym?

baby black🥺🖤
give her a few minutes
and for the love of Hufflepuff, Starboy
DONT GET JEALOUS

blondie👯‍♀️
dude
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM
HES NO BOY
THATS A MAN RIGHT THERE