The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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💋cupids💋

chaser whore🖕🏼
anyone else can't deal with the sexual tension between padfoot amd vixen?
like god-
JUST FUCK ALREADY

baby alice✨
honestly?
it's starting to piss me off
like
damn🤡

solis white🐺🖤
what are we gonna do with them?

A DARE!

evans👑
elaborate

chaser whore🖕🏼
i know just the thing to get this ship sailing real quick
what's the one song they always sing together?
other than queen
it's one from bon jovi right?
vixen is obsessed with that man
can't blame her tho👀

reg🖕🏼
always and bed of roses
mostly always
that's jade's favorite song

chaser whore🖕🏼
great
you blacks are fluent in french right?

solis white🐺🖤
oui

chaser whore🖕🏼
someone give me a french song

mcwolf🖕🏼
le vie en rose
heard vixen sing the english version a while back
that girl can sing😩✊🏼

evans👑
you know what they say about singers😏

my child👀
oh my-

evans i am shocked
you have been spending way too much time with my sister

chaser whore🖕🏼
okay i know what to do
and she'll agree to it
we'll start with vix and see how it goes
if not
then we use the golden retriever
but i am not finishing this school year without them being an item
sixth year i'm setting up remus and sunny
seventh year the stag and doe
during that period i'll find wormtail a woman
and reg-
i'll help you find some ass

reg🖕🏼
i'm honored?
and you?

chaser whore🖕🏼
don't worry about me
coaches don't play😌

you scare me sometimes y'know?

chaser whore🖕🏼
good

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blondie👯‍♀️

blondie👯‍♀️
let's play a game
you down?

you've been watching jigsaw again?

blondie👯‍♀️
maybe-
but wanna play?

i know i'm probably going to regret this
but yeah
whatchu got?

blondie👯‍♀️
aside from me
who are you texting rn?

umm the marauder gc since we're finding a way to set fire to the damn cat for good
and the puppy 'cause he's sending me the astronomy hw

blondie👯‍♀️
wait-
there's homework?🤡
oh never mind
i'll threaten him later
anyways-
this involves you and the golden retriever

i've told you to stop meddling in my love life marlene mckinnon

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm meddling because i love you and i want you to tap that ass
you've been in love with him since last year, vixen!
and he's been in love with you for way longer
I WANT YOU TO TAP THAT ASS BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT
AND I DONT MEAN ME
FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN
TAP THAT ASS
PARKINSON WANTS TO TAP THAT ASS
I WANT YOU TO CRUSH HER ASS TO THE GROUND AND CLAIM WHATS YOURS
LIKE THE BAD BITCH YOU ARE
TAP THAT ASS JADE

i'm listening-

blondie👯‍♀️
you know the whole shit where you text song lyrics and whatever?

yeah
i did that last week to prongs with say no to this
it was hilarious

blondie👯‍♀️
imma need those ss later
anyways
three songs
you are going to text the mutt three songs
to see how it goes
if not
then i'll meddle in some other way

and the songs are?

blondie👯‍♀️
always
le vie en rose (english)
le vie en rose (french)
in that order

you do know that he's fluent in french right?
he's a black after all

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm counting on it actually
so
you in?

i'm probably going to regret this
but ok
when?

blondie👯‍♀️
now
good luck sweetheart

thanks
i'm gonna need it