The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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puppy🐕🖤

this romeo is bleeding

huh?
i told you not to read shakespeare when you're on your period
and i thought you hated romeo and juliet
you said that they're stupid and ranted for like thirty minutes about why shakespeare shouldn't have written that play💀

but you can't see his blood

jade who did you kill?🤡
oh god
WHERES PRONGS!?
FLITWICK TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL HIM
wait-
found him thank god
who tf did you kill then?🤡

it's nothing but some feelings that this old dog picked up

for the last time i'm not an old dog!

it's been raining since you left me
and i'm drowning in the flood

but i never left...
the fuck is wrong with you tonight?

you see i've always been a fighter
but without you
i give up

well i'm flattered-
but you're still a badass

i can't sing a love song
like the way it's meant to be

you were just singing elvis🤡

well, i guess i'm not that good anymore
but baby, that's just me

at singing or-

now the pictures that you left behind
are just memories of a different time
some that made us laugh, some made us cry
one even made you say goodbye

tf?
i'm legit right here-

what i'd give to run my fingers through your hair
to touch your lips, to hold you near

i can take you up on that offer😉
only if you want to tho
✨consent✨

when you say your prayers try to understand
i've made mistakes, i'm just a man

you grew a penis?
or is there something you wanna talk about?
like-
yk
because if so, i wanna be the first to congratulate you and say that i'm proud!

when she hold you close
when she pulls you near
when she says the words you've been needing to hear

who?🤡

i wish i was her
'cause those words are mine
to say to you
till the end of time

well if you would just listen to me then maybe🤡

if you told me to cry for you, i would

i hate it when you cry

if you told me to die for you, i would

no deaths plz
i'm trying trying to figure out who you killed
please tell me it's Mrs. Norris or Filch

take a look at my face
there's no price i would pay
to say these words to you

WHAT WORDS!?

well there ain't no luck in this loaded dice
but baby if you give me just one more try
we can pack up our old things and our life
we'll find a place where the sun still shines

...
took me like twenty minutes to understand🤡
STOP SINGING BON JOVI
IM STILL LEARNING THAT SONG!

my head hurts now

hold me close and hold me fast

that's no bon jovi💀
you talking normal now?
because if so-
let me slytherin😌

this magic spell you cast

ummm...
you're too terrifying for me to use magic on you🤡

when you kiss me heaven sighs

you had that dream too?
wait-
i'm digging a grave for myself rn

and as i close my eyes
i see the life in pink

pink?
jade amelia potter sees pink?
that's new
you're not sick, are you?

when you press me to your heart
i'm in a world apart
where roses bloom

that's adorable
you hittin on me rn?
because if so-
continue😌

and when you sing, angels sing from above

i sound worse than the fat lady at three am but sure

everyday words seem to turn into love songs

cute

give your heart and soul to me

they're already yours tho

and life will always be
a life in pink

umm sure ig?
pink?
you sure?

quand il me prend dans ses bras
il me parle tout bas

oh so we french now!?
this should be good

je vois la vie en rose

adorable

il me dit des mots d'amour
des mots de tous les jours
et ça me fait quelque chose

i'm intrigued
when did you learn to speak french?
tú parle français?

il est entré dans mon cœur
une part de bonheur
dont je connais la cause

i'm falling more in love with you with each moment that passes istg-
i'm still intrigued on when did you learn to speak french

c'est lui pour moi, moi pour lui dans la vie
il me l'a dit, l'a juré pour la vie

still not answering my question
but you're still adorable

et dès que je l'aperçois
alors je sens en moi
mon cœur qui bat

well this is a side of you i've never seen...

Dds nuits d'amour à plus finir
un grand bonheur qui prend sa place
des ennuis, des chagrins s'effacent
heureux, heureux à en mourir

well damn...

quand il me prend dans ses bras
il me parle tout bas
je vois la vie en rose
il me dit des mots d'amour
des mots de tous les jours
et ça me fait quelque chose
il est entré dans mon cœur
une part de bonheur
dont je connais la cause
c'est toi pour moi, moi pour toi dans la vie
il me l'a dit, l'a juré pour la vie
et dès que je t'aperçois
alors je sens dans moi
mon cœur qui bat

jade?

yeah?

i love you too