The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

puppy🐕🖤
guys
i fucking love jade

baby black🥺🖤
we know this
we've been calling you a simp for almost a year and half now
let me guess
it's the way her eyes look in the moonlight
or when she wears her glasses?

best black👯‍♀️
you're forgetting that she's the perfect height for forehead kisses because she's like five feet

blondie👯‍♀️
and her smile would put the sky to shame

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
there's also the fact that her hands are so tiny and fragile

my moony🌙❤️
but he loves it because she can beat the shit out of anyone with those fragile hands

wormy🐭✨
and the hair?
because she always smells like roses thanks to her shampoo

sister❤️
and vanilla because of her perfume
she looks like a sin but smells like an angel

lion bitch🦁❤️
no no
you guys don't understand
vix is an icon rn
and you guys are forgetting about the moments when she looks confused
she looks adorable like that
and the curves
anything else we're missing?

sister❤️
physical or personality?

baby black🥺🖤
DONT GO THERE LILY
NOT AGAIN
PLEASE NOT AGAIN
ISTG
IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO STARBOY TALK ABOUT HOW JADE IS SO SO KIND BUT REALLY TERRIFYING ONE MORE TIME
ILL KILL MYSELF
ILL FUCKING DO IT

sirius you fucking simp

puppy🐕🖤
i'm-
I DONT TALK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME

best black👯‍♀️
that's true
you talk about her 95% of the time
the other 5% is spent sleeping or having existencial crises at four am
who the fuck cares why donald duck doesn't wear pants but mickey does

wait-
why does he?🤡

best black👯‍♀️
NOT THE TIME
call me tonight and we'll figure it out together

it's a date😌

best black👯‍♀️
😌

my moony🌙❤️

puppy🐕🖤