🐍minnie's children🦁
we should do something
wormy🐭✨
i am literally setting bombs in the divination hall rn with your brother
what more could you want woman?not that dumbass
my moony🌙❤️
like what then?GIFTS
lion bitch🦁❤️
and we make them explode? 🤠puppy🐕🖤
can you for once think of not making something explode?lion bitch🦁❤️
nodo you really want to make a puppy explode?
that's just wrong on so many levelspuppy🐕🖤
why tf we're getting a puppy?
i'm legit right heredumbass
not for us
for hagridmy moony🌙❤️
hagrid with a puppy
a puppy with a puppy
i'd love to see that
we should definitely get him onewormy🐭✨
how tf are we going to get a dog in here?
padfoot's fleas are bad enoughpuppy🐕🖤
I DO NOT HAVE FLEASremember the time you rolled around in the grass and got fleas?
and lily and i had to give you a flea bath?puppy🐕🖤
we don't talk about the flea bath...
that was practically boiling water
i almost got a second degree burn from thathot water repels fleas dumbass
puppy🐕🖤
still
i hated itstop whining
i know someone who can help us smuggle a puppy into hogwarts without umbitch noticingwormy🐭✨
is that person zabini?maybe...
lion bitch🦁❤️
he's not coming to your weddinghe is
already gave him the invitationpuppy🐕🖤
ffs
WHYbecause
he's the decorator
speckles already gave him the rolemy moony🌙❤️
are we sure he's straight?pan actually
he's zabini
sexual preferences don't apply to him
if it breathes
he's attractedpuppy🐕🖤
he's staying away from me from now ondon't be a baby
you're bi
you have no saypuppy🐕🖤
huh?lion bitch🦁❤️
dude
it's soooo noticeable that you're bi
istg🙄sunny and i were actually betting that you would leave me for moony
my moony🌙❤️
YOU TWO WHAThush
corvus calls it
✨wolfstar✨my moony🌙❤️
i hate all of you rn
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The Group Chat (Marauders AU)
FanfictionThe five Marauders have a group chat. This should be fun, right?