The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

puppy🐕🖤
marlene mckinnon

blondie👯‍♀️
sirius orion black

baby black🥺🖤
the third

best black👯‍♀️
they always forget the third

ikr?
my god

blondie👯‍♀️
fine
ThE tHiRd
better?

puppy🐕🖤
sent a photo!
THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
AND WHY DID YOU DISABLE THE COMMENTS

blondie👯‍♀️
because it's a free country and i do what i want

sister❤️
mood

puppy🐕🖤
mE aNd YoUr GirLfRiEnD pLaYiNg DrEsS uP iN mY HoUsE
@ jade
AND YOU APPROVE!?

why not?

my moony🌙❤️
padfoot
you've been screeching about it for ten minutes now
and i've got the voice memos to prove it

lion bitch🦁❤️
yeah mate
make like elsa and let it go

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i will never forgive jade for not saying that to lucius malfoy before he graduated

baby black🥺🖤
no
but she did sing the barbie song in the common room with azriel and 70% of the slytherin house
and i may or may not have joined once

angel🥺❤️
those two have a weird bond

wormy🐭✨
it terrifies me sometimes yk?

i honestly don't know why
he's not even a friend

puppy🐕🖤
we know
it's still weird
i don't talk to any of my old flings🤡

that's because you're you
and i'm me

best black👯‍♀️
i honestly don't care
they host great parties
and it's not tiberius
so it's chill with me

dude
i hate nott's ass

baby black🥺🖤
it's true
we're in a gc together for party planning and shit
and 85% of it was jade sassing anais and tiberius
sent 4 photos!
see?

my moony🌙❤️
"product of a broken condom"
i love it

lion bitch🦁❤️
didi
your potter side is showing

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
who tf is trout?

snivelus

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i still no understand

my moony🌙❤️
these three idiots call snape snivelus trout
and by idiots i mean prongs, wormy and padfoot

i approve what moony said
idiots
the three of you

lion bitch🦁❤️
the fuck did we do now?

you two ate the last of mums pie
and i wanted pie :(

puppy🐕🖤
didn't you eat pie?

NO BECAUSE YOU TWO AND DAD HOGGED IT ALL
this is why i asked mum for a small fridge in my room
and she said no 🤡
✨sharing is caring✨
i'll tell you what's not caring
living with two dumbasses who get the fucking munchies at five in the morning while i'm trying to sleep