The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

blondie👯‍♀️
another day
another potter twin fight
the first one of the semester
who wants the rundown?

baby black🥺🖤
me
i couldn't witness it

blondie👯‍♀️
k
i'm gonna need some help
how exactly did it start this time?

my moony🌙❤️
little vixen waltzed in our room after her shower since she's spending a lot of time here now

baby black🥺🖤
why?

wormy🐭✨
nightmares

my moony🌙❤️
exactly
anyways
she couldn't find her tie and was losing her shit
so naturally prongs gave her a gryff tie
what were her exact words?

puppy🐕🖤
"your face is about to become as red as this tie if you seriously think i'm going to wear this piece of utter and complete bullshit."

baby black🥺🖤
well damn🤡
i mean
is she wrong?
green is better😌

best black👯‍♀️
green is the color of envy little brother

baby black🥺🖤
ma'am
you're a simp for loki
he wears green
i rest my case

blondie👯‍♀️
who doesn't simp for loki?

sister❤️
true
anyways
continue remus

my moony🌙❤️
james started being dramatic as usual and "transfigured" the tie so it would be the slytherin colors
she put it on
and the tie turned red again

baby black🥺🖤
oh no-

puppy🐕🖤
the thing is-
the tie wouldn't come off
he charmed it🤡
"james fleamont potter if you don't cast the counter charm right now, i won't hesitate to turn your body inside out. have fun having your intestines used as jumprope"

angel🥺❤️
✨violence✨

best black👯‍♀️
i entered the room because i needed something from vix and what do i find?
jade had james in a headlock and he turned as red as the tie around her neck
prongs refused to remove the tie
so naturally i took a picture
sent one photo!

baby black🥺🖤
oh my-
i wasn't scared of her
but i am now

sister❤️
solis called me
i walked in to find the toerag screeching like the fat lady
"IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT KILL ME IM SORRY!"
he also somehow managed to tackle jade to the ground and put HER in a headlock
big mistake...

baby black🥺🖤
i'm scared to ask
but also intrigued

wormy🐭✨
vixen slapped prongs
so he tied her hands
another big mistake

puppy🐕🖤
to tame jade you either apologize
or put her in a body bind and pray that she doesn't use wandless magic

blondie👯‍♀️
you'd know a lot about that
wouldn't you, Padfoot?😌

puppy🐕🖤
i'm-
MARLENE
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS CHAT

baby black🥺🖤
you mean yourself?
jade still hasn't let you tap that ass?
and you're still with her?
damn
you must really be in love with her
fucking simp