The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🐍the lion queens🦁

i have a small crisis

anka🌹
so a big one

yes

best black👯‍♀️
and that is?

i want a baby...

blondie👯‍♀️
we are the wrong people you should be talking to about this
why?
we have vaginas
that's why you have a husband

sister❤️
i thought you two wanted to wait until you came back from egypt

i do
we both do

angel🥺❤️
then what changed bunny?

idk
baby fever💀

sister❤️
we're literally still 18

ik
and i got married two months ago...

blondie👯‍♀️
i say you get off birth control and whatever happens happens
you two are practically soulmates

i've thought about it
but this is the career of my dreams, ladies
same with siri
and i don't wanna get pregnant because that means i can only spend like 4 months before i have to come back home
and then what?
both of us put our careers on hold?
you ladies have your own careers to worry about and i don't want you guys to take care of my kid just so i can do my dream job
that's extremely selfish on my part...

anka🌹
you have to tell siri this

i'm slightly scared to tell him rn
he's in ireland rn with bam bam and moony

best black👯‍♀️
yeah
they have the day off today and i have them over at beastling helping me set up
wormy couldn't come because he works till late today but he's coming tomorrow

angel🥺❤️
when does he come back home?

the day before the first trial
so in like a week...

sister❤️
okay
i'm on break
i was gonna sleep
but fuck that
you have my full attention vix

blondie👯‍♀️
with all the chaos of the trial
he won't be paying attention to anything else
so there's no other option because you leave three days after that trial
you have to tell him over the phone vixen

look
why don't we just forget this ever happened
it's not gonna happen for another two years at least so 🤷🏻‍♀️

sister❤️
but it might affect your sex life and your relationship with siri

not my sex life
my relationship debatable

best black👯‍♀️
tell prongs first
then tell starboy
sound good?

anka🌹
i like that order
brother first
simp later

umm
sure?

angel🥺❤️
just do it vix
because knowing you
this will eat you alive until you finally explode and it'll end up in an argument with siri
and idk about you
but i don't wanna see those two argue
their relationship is too pure for that...