🐍jade's boyz🦁
james added azriel
my nemesis👹🐍
suplongass🍑
welcome to the chaos that is the guys gc
where we all stand for the simp
and kneel for the snitch
which reminds me
congrats on your first game guys
you assholes won in a landslidei still can't believe we won
my bitch🦌
ikr!?
it was intense
btw
baby daddy
how you doin?prodigal son🖤
joey?my bitch🦌
my nemesis 👹🐍
well i'm doing just fine
how you doin?😏the sane one🐺
azriel istg
you're becoming my favorite person aside from solis and vixensimp
wormtail🐭
look who's talkingprodigal son🖤
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSmy bitch🦌
and that's why wormy is my favorite person today
btw
zabini
how's my sister?my nemesis👹🐍
last night
or today?both?
longass🍑
she called me last night
screamed something in arabic or some shit
marlene did some juju shit
hell
even azriel jumped on that crazy bandwagon
scared me half to death
and then hung upi need context
because she did the same to me🤡prodigal son🖤
and memy nemesis👹🐍
we're learning about traditional egyptian curses
we just wanted to see if we got the pronunciation right...the sane one🐺
well you did
and succeeded in giving me three thousand heart attacks in the span of fifteen minutesmy nemesis👹🐍
guys
what happens when you have a vixen in the drying machine?my bitch🦌
make sure she's 100% cotton
no polyester
and put one of those dryer sheets
because she hates frizzoh look
mr. comedian is backmy bitch🦌
stop glaring at me and make me dinnerwormtail🐭
how has the kitchen not burned down yet?my bitch🦌
i have a fire extinguisher next to me
now
why is my sister in a dryer?
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The Group Chat (Marauders AU)
FanfictionThe five Marauders have a group chat. This should be fun, right?