The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🐍minnie's children🦁

lion bitch🦁❤️
goodnight hoes

puppy🐕🖤
sleep tight

wormy🐭✨
don't let the bed bugs bite

my moony🌙❤️
sleep tight

lion bitch🦁❤️
tonight

my moony🌙❤️
imma fight

puppy🐕🖤
till we see the sunlight

wormy🐭✨
tick tock

lion bitch🦁❤️
on the clock

my moony🌙❤️
but the party won't stop

OH MY GOD
IM TRYING TO TALK TO REG AND I CANT BECAUSE MY PHONE FALLS EVERY FIVE SECONDS THANKS TO FOUR ASSHOLES

puppy🐕🖤
i wanted to sing...

FIRST OF ALL
ITS FIVE IN THE AFTERNOON
WHO TF ARE YOU SAYING GOODNIGHT TO JAMES

lion bitch🦁❤️
SANTA CLAUS

...
do we need to have the santa talk again?
because you fucking cried when dad told you

lion bitch🦁❤️
WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE FEELINGS AND YOU ARE A STONE COLD BITCH
BECAUSE
MAY I REMIND YOU
IT WAS YOUR IDEA FOR BITH OF US TO WEAR YELLOW AT A FUNERAL

that bitch had it coming to her
i wanted to dress as the easter bunny

my moony🌙❤️
why?

because she crushed my dreams by telling me the easter bunny didn't exist...

wormy🐭✨
WHAT A BITCH

yep

my moony🌙❤️
i have an idea!
let's all quote things that vix has said in hogwarts

oh no...

...

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

my moony🌙❤️
POV: we're all jade in hogwarts between sixth and seventh year because i'm feeling nostalgic
✨badass edition✨
and
GO!

sister❤️
did i ask you to pull down my skirt and blow a compliment up my ass?
didn't think so

best black👯‍♀️
is it okay if i kill someone and frame nott for third degree?
i'm in a mood and this knife is freshly sharpened

wormy🐭✨
maybe i am a total bitch, did you ever stop to think about that?
or the remix version
didn't you hear? i'm the only crazy bitch in hogwarts

anka🌹
if sirius and regulus aren't holding me back rn, you'd be dead before my knife properly enters your throat, anais