The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

james potter you did not just-
oh god he did
i'm embarrassed to call you my twin
from now on i'm moony's twin
moony
you're my brother now

my moony🌙❤️
i'm honored?
ig
vix you chose the wrong day to sit with the snakes
look up for a sec

did lily just-

blondie👯‍♀️
she did
and it was glorious

puppy🐕🖤
i'm getting secondhand embarrassment because of prongs
but that bat-bogey hex was
amazing🥸🤌🏼

angel🥺❤️
that was glorious
today is a glorious day
i needed that
thanks

wormy🐭✨
that makes what guys?

best black👯‍♀️
fifty fifth time prongs asks speckles out
this time he used his seeker skills
failing miserably
i love this
i love this so much

guys
reg recorded it🤠
and it's even more glorious in slo-mo

puppy🐕🖤
send itttttt

blondie👯‍♀️
don't be shy vixen 👀

sent one video!

my moony🌙❤️
oh my-
istg
this is the best day ever
that hex was so graceful
so glorious
wait-
what's snivelus doing?

i dunno
but it's kinda funny

puppy🐕🖤
is he laughing?
oh god-
he is
that's the creepiest thing i've ever seen
and i've seen things 💀
vix
i'm scared
comfort me

✨no✨

best black👯‍♀️
ouch
btw vix
add reggie
he looks lonely

he is
on it

jade potter added regulus black

hi reg

baby black🥺🖤
umm hi?
i'm legit right next to you
tf

ik
but you've refreshed your pinterest feed like ten times already
and it's giving me anxiety
so hi

puppy🐕🖤
hi there prodigal son

baby black🥺🖤
for the last time sirius
i'm not the favorite son
she hates me just as much as she hates you and sunny
that woman doesn't have a single motherly bone in her body

puppy🐕🖤
you were the only one to be sorted into slytherin
therefore
you're in her graces
how does it feel talking to peasants like us?

sirius
consider this your first and only warning

puppy🐕🖤
sorry
but am i wrong tho?

baby black🥺🖤
yes you are

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm handing out popcorn
who wants some?

way to kill the mood marlene

baby black🥺🖤
anyways
is james okay?
that was hilarious af

my moony🌙❤️
vix he took the cloak and map
he's gone 🤡
he's wounded

angel🥺❤️
yeah well
what else is new?

i just did a spit take
nobody saw?
okay perfect
continue

best black👯‍♀️
alice you sassy being
you've been hanging too much with vix
she's corrupting you

baby black🥺🖤
she does have that effect on people

puppy🐕🖤
not on me

baby black🥺🖤
that's because you're her bitch

blondie👯‍♀️
REGULUS BLACK
OMG
I LIKE YOU LIKE TEN TIMES MORE BECAUSE OF THAT

baby black🥺🖤
don't punch me next game and we'll call it even
my arm still hurts

blondie👯‍♀️
deal
you get a free pass next game

baby black👯‍♀️
pleasure doing business with you mckinnon

sister❤️
i'm back
hi regulus

baby black🥺🖤
hi lily
that hex was glorious

it was so graceful
i feel like a proud mother

puppy🐕🖤
so we're just gonna ignore the fact that regulus just called me jade's bitch?

best black👯‍♀️
where is the lie tho?

lion bitch🦁❤️
i hate all of you rn
evans
this isn't over

sister❤️
suck my non-existing dick potter

baby black🥺🖤
i love this
i'm never leaving this gc
thank you jade

you're welcome

puppy🐕🖤
i'm nobody's bitch
just wanna make that clear

angel🥺❤️
you're jade's bitch
deal with it

puppy🐕🖤
i hate all of you

lion bitch🦁❤️
welcome to the club