The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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puppy🐕🖤

sunshine

yo

wry?
it's dinner time

shit i forgot to tell you
i got detention with sunny during study hall🤡

do i wanna know why?

mrs. norris again
she fucking scratched my face because i was laying on the floor looking for a will to live and go to study hall
so naturally i incendio'd her tail
sunny poured water all over the hallway so she wouldn't chase us
and we made a run for it
only to come face to face with filch
10 points deducted from each house and three nights detention
so probably later we'll sneak into the kitchen to get some food ig
i love bonding time with your sister

and we weren't invited?🤡

we were gonna call you guys
but it was too late
the damage was already done
i am so not sorry

no fun

btw
have you seen peeves around?
i saw him with an ink bomb again
this uniform's new 🤡

yeah
he's at the huff table
he got abbott🤡
is he crying-
dude
get a grip

go easy on them
they lost last game
and it's kinda not they're weak💀

what did you do?

nothing!

bullshit

for the first time i did absolutely nothing
we slytherins don't mess with the huffs
they're the only ones who don't judge us
we protect them at all cost
i'm prepared to die for each and everyone of them
except abbott-
and diggory but he graduated already💀

i don't judge you-

you did at first
can't say i blame you🤷🏻‍♀️

i apologized like fifty times for that!

ik dumbass
and i forgave you
fucking dumbass

hey-
yk when i asked you to be my girlfriend i thought the insults would end
but nooooo
they multiplied by infinity

you don't like it,then there's the door
i'm not changing who i am because i have a boyfriend

i'm not asking you to
the opposite actually
i want you to be the best version of yourself

simp
btw
tell moony to stop texting sunny
we got trophies to polish and i'm seeing filch on the map 🤡

tell her that💀

she won't listen
istg-
i'm gonna lock the two of them in a broom closet for a week

marlene wanted to do the same for us🤡

me?
in a broom closet
with my feelings?
does she want the school to explode or something?

well it is owl year
if it explodes, that means no tests👀

tempting
tomorrow i'll tell her to lock me in the broom closet
i give it ten minutes
you?

five
bet?

bet
you know what we should play one of these days?

what?

seven minutes in heaven👀

i'm-
i mean
if it's with you i'm down👀

bad puppy🗞
listen to me
fucking dumbass
and we don't have to be locked in a broom closet to play that😌
just saying-

👁👄👁
and then alice has the audacity to say that i'm the pervert

you are tho
but listen to me!
or read me
whatever!

yes?

we play seven minutes in heaven
we charm the bottle so that it lands on moony and sunny
they get locked in a broom closet
and BAM
two wolves going at it like rabbits!
i'm a genius
i know

one downside
nobody in their right mind would play that game with you involved
sorry babygirl
next plan

ugh i hate my life
what do you suggest?
body bind them and stuff them in a broom closet?
or what?

how about no broom closets and we talk to marlene about this
she was the one who basically paired us up together
we owe this to her💀

and your sister
istg she wanted to punch me not too long ago🤡
also-
we finally escaped filch's clutches 😩✊🏼
dinner still on?

yeah
we're all waiting for you two
wry?

by the ravenclaw tower
i'm gonna call the bloody baron
i'm not going to have peeves mess up this uniform 🤡

if he does
i can help you take it off😌

see?
this is why alice says you're the pervert

🤡

the fact that you don't even try to deny it is 🤌🏼

you're the scary one
i'm the horny one
a toxic mix
but it works

you're a dumbass you know that right?

yeah ik
but i'm your dumbass😌

that's not a compliment sweetheart🤡
it just solidifies the fact that you're my bitch

shit