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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

playboy🙄🐍
how exactly does one deal when two demons got their period on the same day?

lion bitch🦁❤️
you run to the giza pyramids and you don't come down for ten days

playboy🙄🐍
TEN DAYS

sister❤️
vixen has irregular periods
sometimes it's ten
other times it's fifteen
depends
ten is kinda like a common ground

my moony🌙❤️
azriel
you hide
and don't look back

pussy

blondie👯‍♀️
huh
i just woke up
vixen
wru

couch

playboy🙄🐍
so that lump under the covers is you!?

yeh

baby black🥺🖤
god i hate it when they sync

playboy🙄🐍
you're in hogwarts away from the madness
i'm in egypt with nowhere to go
HELP ME

puppy🐕🖤
chocolate
lots of it
heat pads
extra pads and tampons jic
put on the notebook
not the titanic
or vix will kill you

THERE WAS ROOM FOR TWO

best black👯‍♀️
we know sweetheart
we know

puppy🐕🖤
make sure jade takes her potion
when she's on her period she refuses to take it

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH MOTHERFUCKERS

wormy🐭✨
are you high?

on meds?
yep
on pain?
you have no idea

blondie👯‍♀️
it's like a chainsaw is ripping my uterus open and they're playing jump rope with my tubes
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT
"hey so you don't have baby yet! great right? WRONG! HERE HAVE SOME PAIN, BLOOD, AND GORE WHILE WE RIP OPEN YOUR INTESTINES AND EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST YOU STUPID BITCH"

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
👁👄👁
this is why we'll never let marlene direct a horror movie

anka🌹

mum pick me up i'm scared

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mum pick me up
i'm scared

angel🥺❤️
crookshanks
my god

my moony🌙❤️
funsies

lion bitch🦁❤️
moony no

best black👯‍♀️
moony yes

sister❤️
i'm-
wow
well
she's not wrong
but still

wormy🐭✨
im gonna have nightmares tonight
thanks

playboy🙄🐍
marlene looks as if the giza pyramids fell on top of her
jade looks like a homeless person

and you look like a dick but nobody's saying shit

puppy🐕🖤
👁👄👁
sassy jade has entered the chat

lion bitch🦁❤️
i'm kinda afraid to talk now

you should
i'm mad

sister❤️
az
hide the knives

playboy🙄🐍
already done
marlene just fell asleep again
perfect

my moony🌙❤️
why are you mad, little vixen?

because
idk
i just am

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
thank god i'm not in egypt
azriel
sucks to be you rn

playboy🙄🐍
suck my dick, frank

angel🥺❤️
he can't
you're dating james

lion bitch🦁❤️
FOR THE LAST TIME WE'RE NOT DATING
I'M DATING SPECKLES

and now i'm sad
i'm gonna go take a nap

puppy🐕🖤
oh god

...

my nemesis👹🐍

that bad?

i'm losing my shit here sirius
IM AN ONLY CHILD AND MY MOTHER NEVER GAVE ME THE TALK
I BLAME HER
WHY DID WE HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT DIVINATION AND NOT SEX ED
THATS IT
IM SUING HOGWARTS AND DUMBLEWHORE

you've dealt with vixen on her period before
don't be a pussy
i deal with a wolf twin every month
and she gets hers the week before the moon🤡

yes
but her and marlene simultaneously?
i'd rather yeet myself off the astronomy tower rn
god how i miss it

same here
it's fairly simple

says the simp

✨rude✨
anyways
just do what i wrote on the gc and you'll be okay
marlene is the feisty one on her period
jade is like a house cat
she just wants to sleep

thanks ig
oh god

what happened?

marlene is blasting carrie underwood
that good?

no
get the booze away from her
she's on meds and can't drink
if she wakes up vix
brace yourself

how long again?

they got it today?

yes

ten
first three days are the worst
after that
marls will calm down
jade will be somewhat back to old self
and you'll still have your quaffles

we can only hope
thanks man

dw
take care of my sunshine amd her wife okay?
because if not
you'll have to deal with some pissed off marauders

the last thing i want rn is to be on the marauder's bad side

good😌

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azriel ⚔️

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