🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼
playboy🙄🐍
how exactly does one deal when two demons got their period on the same day?lion bitch🦁❤️
you run to the giza pyramids and you don't come down for ten daysplayboy🙄🐍
TEN DAYSsister❤️
vixen has irregular periods
sometimes it's ten
other times it's fifteen
depends
ten is kinda like a common groundmy moony🌙❤️
azriel
you hide
and don't look backpussy
blondie👯♀️
huh
i just woke up
vixen
wrucouch
playboy🙄🐍
so that lump under the covers is you!?yeh
baby black🥺🖤
god i hate it when they syncplayboy🙄🐍
you're in hogwarts away from the madness
i'm in egypt with nowhere to go
HELP MEpuppy🐕🖤
chocolate
lots of it
heat pads
extra pads and tampons jic
put on the notebook
not the titanic
or vix will kill youTHERE WAS ROOM FOR TWO
best black👯♀️
we know sweetheart
we knowpuppy🐕🖤
make sure jade takes her potion
when she's on her period she refuses to take itIN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH MOTHERFUCKERS
wormy🐭✨
are you high?on meds?
yep
on pain?
you have no ideablondie👯♀️
it's like a chainsaw is ripping my uterus open and they're playing jump rope with my tubes
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT
"hey so you don't have baby yet! great right? WRONG! HERE HAVE SOME PAIN, BLOOD, AND GORE WHILE WE RIP OPEN YOUR INTESTINES AND EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST YOU STUPID BITCH"frankenstein🧟♂️✨
👁👄👁
this is why we'll never let marlene direct a horror movieanka🌹
mum pick me up
i'm scaredangel🥺❤️
crookshanks
my godmy moony🌙❤️
funsieslion bitch🦁❤️
moony nobest black👯♀️
moony yessister❤️
i'm-
wow
well
she's not wrong
but stillwormy🐭✨
im gonna have nightmares tonight
thanksplayboy🙄🐍
marlene looks as if the giza pyramids fell on top of her
jade looks like a homeless personand you look like a dick but nobody's saying shit
puppy🐕🖤
👁👄👁
sassy jade has entered the chatlion bitch🦁❤️
i'm kinda afraid to talk nowyou should
i'm madsister❤️
az
hide the knivesplayboy🙄🐍
already done
marlene just fell asleep again
perfectmy moony🌙❤️
why are you mad, little vixen?because
idk
i just amfrankenstein🧟♂️✨
thank god i'm not in egypt
azriel
sucks to be you rnplayboy🙄🐍
suck my dick, frankangel🥺❤️
he can't
you're dating jameslion bitch🦁❤️
FOR THE LAST TIME WE'RE NOT DATING
I'M DATING SPECKLESand now i'm sad
i'm gonna go take a nappuppy🐕🖤
oh god...
my nemesis👹🐍
that bad?
i'm losing my shit here sirius
IM AN ONLY CHILD AND MY MOTHER NEVER GAVE ME THE TALK
I BLAME HER
WHY DID WE HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT DIVINATION AND NOT SEX ED
THATS IT
IM SUING HOGWARTS AND DUMBLEWHOREyou've dealt with vixen on her period before
don't be a pussy
i deal with a wolf twin every month
and she gets hers the week before the moon🤡yes
but her and marlene simultaneously?
i'd rather yeet myself off the astronomy tower rn
god how i miss itsame here
it's fairly simplesays the simp
✨rude✨
anyways
just do what i wrote on the gc and you'll be okay
marlene is the feisty one on her period
jade is like a house cat
she just wants to sleepthanks ig
oh godwhat happened?
marlene is blasting carrie underwood
that good?no
get the booze away from her
she's on meds and can't drink
if she wakes up vix
brace yourselfhow long again?
they got it today?
yes
ten
first three days are the worst
after that
marls will calm down
jade will be somewhat back to old self
and you'll still have your quaffleswe can only hope
thanks mandw
take care of my sunshine amd her wife okay?
because if not
you'll have to deal with some pissed off maraudersthe last thing i want rn is to be on the marauder's bad side
good😌
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