after my naruto story got deleted I think I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna try some one shots here
heads up, they will most likely result in some 18+ so just to warn you
You headed to a bar called serena and started having drinks with kirya
Kirya: so after that...my brother nishiki...he was arrested before I could do anything I rushed as fast as I could but...when I got there the cops were already dragging him out
Y/n: oh...yeah that's rough
Kirya: sorry I shouldn't be pouring my troubles onto you...I mean we just met
Y/n: yeah but, I'm talking with you because I want to no more about you And we won't be strangers much faster, I mean yakuza stuff is dangerous and you could die tomorrow
Kirya: at this point, I highly doubt it
Y/n: I know you're strong but you do have weaknesses
Kirya: like what?
Y/n: getting shot during a cutscene
Kirya: ...ok I'll give you that one So how about we just fuck right now since I could die tomorrow
Y/n: not while you're drunk...I have standards...
Yumi: awwww...that's sweet ^^
Kirya: heh...
Yumi: another cold keg?
Y/n: yes, I would love one
Yumi: ok!
She pulls up a whole as barrel and it starts rattling.
Y/n: huh?
It bursts open and some chick who is definitely cookoo for coco puffs comes out.
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Gori majima: KIRYA-CHAN! Y/N-KUN!
Y/n: the fuck?
Kirya: majima...why am I not surprised...
Y/n: because you're drunk?
Kirya: no...because she does this kind of shit all the time Are we gonna fight in here?
Y/n: no, outside...
Majima: wrong on both counts! ^v⚫ I'm gonna fight y/n! On the streets!
Y/n: you sure about that?
Majima: absolutely! I need to be sure that you're strong enough for kirya-chan!
Kirya: y/n! Don't fight her, she will kill you, maybe you're strong but she's fought guys like you before!
Y/n: I cant back down from a challenge, And don't worry, I know I'll win
Kirya: you really sure about that?
Majima: confident! I like him already! Let's sweeten the deal! You win and you can have me AND kirya-chan!
Y/n: the hell?? I didn't agree to that!
Kirya: yeah! That's not happening!
Majima: I'm not trying to steal your man, just share a little!
