female various x male reader one shots

female guts x male demon's bane reader

A/n: just to clear things up, you're not the doom slayer
But you are similar to the doom slayer, you'll see what I mean
Action!! 📣🎬 

You wonder through the forest killing any demons you find in your way. You've heard rumors of a girl wielding a sword that's so large that she never has to sharpen it. Anyone who slays demon is a good person in your book.

Y/n: I wonder how strong she is?

You rush at a demon and jump up before delivering am axe kick so strong it actually cuts the two story demon in half.

Demon: I'm gonna rape this bitch so hard when I get ahold of her!!!

Guts: take your best shot, we'll see how long you last

The demons charge at her and she cleaves through them all. Unfortunately the swing is over arching and you put your arm up to block the giant slab of metal.
This actually surprised her as she looks at you.

Guts: who are you?

Y/n: y/n, I'm a demon hunter

Guts: "You" hunt demons?

Y/n: yeah?

Guts: hmph...just don't get in my way

Y/n: I don't plan to

You follow along side her as she definitely feels awkward traveling.

Guts: look...hunt demons all you want but I'm basically a demon magnet

Y/n: I'm not heading this way to follow you, there's a bar I'm headed to
But if you attract more demons to kill then that benefits me

Guts: I've had adventurers want to travel with me before...it's never worked out

Y/n: because demons find you?

Guts: worse...
Look...let's have a drink and I'll tell you

You and Guts get hammered at the bar, her alcohol tolerance is absurd, and so is her body.

Y/n: is that a bulge?

Guts: have you never seen a pelvis before? Women aren't completely flat in the crotch =//////= we have a pelvic bone