You're just sitting in your castle bored out of your mind drinking the "best" carbonated drink on the planet.
Y/n: I miss pepsi/coke
A/n: I'll poke fun at Christians all day, but I'm not crazy enough to go near the coke vs Pepsi debate
Nooooo thank you 👋
Servant: SIR! SIR! I HAVE URGENT NEWS ABOUT BOROS!
Y/n: that upstart?
Let me guess, she went to earth, conquered it and now she's too embarrassed to admit I was right about it being a backwater planet
(Flashback)
Boros: master! I've come back from conquering the planet shick
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Y/n: shick... which one was that again?
Oh yeah, south quadrant...
Cool
Boros: I um...thank you
Master if I may be so bold...
She powers down and looks at you.
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Y/n: ...
Boros: ...
Y/n: what is it?
Boros: where are you from?
Y/n: I'm sorry?
Boros: what planet are you from?
Y/n: nowhere special...just a planet called earth...
Boros: is it here?
She points to it on the map and you sigh.
Y/n: yeah...that place
Boros: if you came from there, then there must be incredibly strong warriors!
Y/n: not really, when I left there wasn't anything worth staying for
It's been 10 years since I was there so I can't imagine anything has changed
Boros: well I'm gonna check it out anyway =3=
Y/n: I'm telling you, it's a waste of time
(Now)
Servant: actually sir...boros was defeated...
Y/n: defeated huh? Hmm...well she wasn't that weak but nothing special
So what happened?
YOU ARE READING
female various x male reader one shots
Fanfictionafter my naruto story got deleted I think I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna try some one shots here heads up, they will most likely result in some 18+ so just to warn you
