after my naruto story got deleted I think I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna try some one shots here
heads up, they will most likely result in some 18+ so just to warn you
A/n: we haven't done anything very abstract in a while Oh hey random producer I willed into existence last week What are you watching?
Producer: just a classic from my childhood...the reboot left a sour taste in my mouth and I wanted to watch the original
A/n: most dinsey reboots are hot garbage nowadays We should watch the good ones Well...good ONE
Producer: which one is that?
A/n: we'll get to it ^^ *tosses the script and it crashes into something * For now though...let's start up this classic that has been r34'd and back
Producer: what do you... oh boss no!! Not this one!
A/n: I am inevitable :)
Producer: I am on my knees! Begging you!
Author chan holds up the title on pride rock.
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The producer kills themselves and is respawned.
Producer: please just let me die!!
A/n: no ACTION!!
You and a team of scientists are in a far away lab, you're experimenting with genetic mutation and you're making rapid amounts of progress. Lions have been given the wings of a hawk proportionate to their body. Just for fun we even made a bipedal bear pig. Not a man bear pig, a bipedal bear pig. They haven't went to human trials, in fact that's why you're there...to observe the first testing on implanting human DNA into animals.
Y/n: so everything is ready?
Scientist: yes sir
Y/n: why a facility like this? A lab and kennel would do, but this place is massive
Scientist: we wanted to introduce a new method to administer the...augmentations
Y/n: a new method?
You head into the largest room and you see a giant ray gun.
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Y/n: well...now I see where all the funding went...
Scientist: everything is all set up and waiting for your approval
