female various x male reader one shots

female asta x male anti-mage reader

You wake up the next morning doing your usual 1000 push ups, 1000 sit ups, and 1000 squats
You've been doing this every day for the last 10 years since you're one of the few mages who doesn't use magic.

Mom: y/n! You have to go to the capital if you want to try out for the royal knights

Y/n: it's a 2 day trip right? I'll make it in 12 hours

Mom: always with your training rules, just try not to hurt the other mages too much ok?

Y/n: I make no such promises

Mom: Y/N!!!

Y/n: ok ok....I promise

Mom: thanks sweetie ^^

She gets up on a stool and kisses your cheek since you're almost 7 feet tall and you race off to the capital.

(6 hours later)

???: we should make camp here for the night, we have to get up early tomorrow

??? 2: yeah, I'll get the firewood!

???: no I will!

Suddenly a huge gust of wind blows past them nearly knocking their tent over.

??? 2: who was that???

???: they were in a hurry whoever they were

(6 more hours later)

You arrive at the city and stop.

Y/n: ok, water break

You drink down an entire water bottle and eat a 4oz steak for a snack.

Y/n: hey guy, how far until I reach the capital?

Guy: I'm not you're guy buddy, also you're in the capital

Y/n: really? I got here that quick?
I should have said I'd be here in half the time

You go over to the inn to take a 2 hour power nap and you feel really refreshed, yeah you don't need much sleep. You head to the colosseum and all sorts of wizards show up.

Y/n: I guess it's to be expected...no one here does any push ups
Oh wait, there's someone

???: what are you lookin at pissant??

Some buff woman who is actually as tall as you are steps up and squashes a guys head, he likes it at first, until his skull starts cracking before she let's go.