after my naruto story got deleted I think I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna try some one shots here
heads up, they will most likely result in some 18+ so just to warn you
You are running down the alleyway chasing down a criminal with your partner. This isn't important in any fashion other than explaining how you die. He runs into the end on an alleyway and you and your rough police woman partner.
Y/n: ok you son of a bitch!! Get on the ground!
Partner: you got no where to run!
About 5 of his friends jump out and shoot you and your partner away making you both hit the ground.
Partner: damn...I didn't think we'd go out like this.. I'm coming jesus...
You both die and you wake up as your partner comes up with you.
Partner: um...are we...dead?
Y/n: yeah, we got shot and died
Partner: it can't be! Jesus isn't here!
Y/n: Kate, I've been telling you for years that Christians are idiots
???: well said
Kate: jesus??
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Y/n: anubis HA!! I told you Christians are full of shit!!
Kate: no! None of this is real!! I'm in a coma!
Anubis snaps her fingers and her soul is ripped to the underworld.
Kate: NO!! I BELIEVE IN GOD!! I DON'T BELONG HERE!!!
Director chan: CUT! hey author chan, should we really be bashing Christians this hard? What if we get backlash?
A/n: no one who is Christian should be reading this
Director: fair point action!! 📣
Anubis: you...y/n
Y/n: um...wow...I knew Christianity was full of shit but I didn't know that anubis was so amazingly hot
Anubis: yes, Egyptians tend to pretend their gods are male
Y/n: can't you just change your form?
Anubis: no, but even if I could, why?
Y/n: well...I like you this way Can i grope you?
Anubis: if I had a dime for every time...actually I'd have no dimes since no one who dies is still has those feelings
Y/n: so...its been a while since you've
She turns away for a bit and keeps passing judgement on people dying.
Y/n: dat ass...
You give her ass a good smack and grope her hard as anubis' ears shoot straight up like the sexy doberwoman she is.
Anubis: o-oh...oh my..~💕 You're a very bold mortal...
