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kill the spider

Mirage
Elliot: "Y/N Y/N Y/N KILL THE SPIDER!"

You: 😑  "Is it really that serious though?"

Wraith
"RENEEEEEEEEE!" She jolts up from whatever she was doing and is ready to take someone out until you drag her over to the spider sitting on the floor. She opens a portal under it and that's that.

Octane
Whole time you're trying to get him to kill the insect and he's trying to figure out something spectacular to do with it.

"OCTAVIO SILVA IF YOU DON'T KILL THIS SPIDER!"

"Hold on, hold on, I see awesome in my future. You don't happen to have tape, a string, and a lighter do you?

"Dude wha-NO!"

Bangalore
"You're going to be a big girl/boy and kill it yourself." She hands you a flyswatter and a paper towel.

"Anita please don't abandon me!" Truth be told she doesn't want to kill it because she hates spiders just as much as you do.

Gibraltar
"Oh relax, you big baby, it's just an itty bitty spider. Won't hurt cha."

"Mmm hmm, I still want it dead."

Wattson
"Y/n, could you help me kill the spider in the bathroom?" You get a broom and try to beat it to death while staying as far away from the thing as possible, and she's holding onto you and using you as a shield in case it jumps at you guys.

Caustic
"What are you doing?" You asked him as he was suffocating a spider in a closed container with his gas.

"Fascinating......"

"You know what, that's none of my business." and with that, you go ahead and try to do something to forget that poor spider writhing in pain. ☹️

Crypto
"Kill it."

"Are you....afraid of a tiny spider, Tae?"

"Kill it now."

Loba
"Beautiful, do me a favor and please kill this creature." She doesn't even want to step on it with her shoe. You sighed.

"Alright, alright. Let me go get a cup or something."

"Paper cup, please? I don't want that thing anywhere near my glass."

"😾"

Revenant
"Revenant, can you-" He just steps on it before you can finish and grunts in annoyance.

"I didn't do it for you."

"Thanks anyway."

Lifeline
"Yuh bein' overdramatic, it's only a spider." She traps it with a cup and newspaper and flings it outside. "You can let go of my arm now"

Pathfinder
He's trying to befriend the spider while you protest for him to murder it.
"Why do you want to squash my new friend? Isn't he cute?" The spider is dangling from some of its web on his finger and his screen has his lovely face.

It's so cute you feel bad. "You don't have to kill it, just please get it out of here."

Bloodhound
Bloodhound definitely doesn't like spiders. Bloodhound was so stiff in their spot that they got you to try to sneak up on it and swat it with a book but then Artur comes out of nowhere and eats it.

"Thank you, Artur," You say, scratching the black bird's neck

Rampart
"Ramyaaaaaaaa!" She comes out from her garage after hearing you call out for her, and she found you hiding behind a couch and saw the spider on the floor.

"Really?" She lifts her helmet up off her head and quirks her brow and you nodded vigorously. She steps on it, flops the helmet back down, and goes back to the garage.

Horizon
"Och! It's just a spider, dear!"

"Yes! And it touched me! Open a blackhole and send it away!" She laughs at how childish you were being. She flicks it away with a pen, and asks if you're alright.

"Better, darling?"

"Yes."

Fuse
"Walter Fitzroy. Known for his win streak of 21 straight wins in the fighting scene, the guy that got Kings Canyon destroyed again, blows up stuff for fun, is frazzled by a spider," you said, squashing the bug with a sandal. He was standing up on the couch and ready with his knuckle aimed at the table.

"Uh......cheers?"