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Illuminati snorty

PRE-RANT

Okay, so will everyone just STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN DRESS?!!?‽
I don't care what it actually was.
It looks white and gold to me, it may look blue and black to you, so please, drop the subject.
Anyway, how the hell does that look black?

I think it looks blue and gold.

I can understand how it looks blue, though, sort of

Also, to make another long story short, it sucks to have the EVILE sub during an exam, even when she's in a good mood.

PRE-RANT OVER BECAUSE THE DRESS IS TOTALLY WHITE AND GOLD

Anyway

Oh god why is this bold

So, the illuminati snorty.
This is a person in my art class, and I don't expect this to be relatable.
First of all, he makes the most disgusting, loud snorting noises whenever you do something important. And I sit next to him.
Second of all,

...

I actually got into a lengthy argument with this guy over whether the illuminati are real.

Here's the story:

I was drawing some random stuff (Heh heh just random stuff) when he starts drawing the eye on the pyramid and praising the illuminati under his breath.

Like, I actually heard him say,"I hope that I get to join the illuminati when I grow up!"

Finding this a little strange, I ask him,"Why do you like the illuminati so much?"

Him: Because I find triangles everywhere. He immediately started counting triangles all over the room.

Me: triangles are a shape, they're pretty much unavoidable.

Him: Illuminati...

Me: Seriously, why do you praise them that much?

Him: people praise Jesus...

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A REASON?
Are you comparing Jesus to the illuminati?

Me: There is scientific evidence that Jesus is real. The illuminati are not.

Him: Then why is the illuminati on the dollar bill?

Me: That symbolizes something, and the illuminati theory was based off that, not the other way around.

Him: Did you know noses are kind of like triangles?

So, yeah. /_\ <illuminati confirmed
God, this annoys me.

Farewell 😘
-ALK